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Jacob 09-14-2002 05:53 PM

See, i have a groupie!! HA HA...!!! Now come along people, help me, help you (Thats if your pretty and popular that is) Come on...post your idea's on making this world a nice, pretty, popular world...!!

General Drippik 09-15-2002 08:47 AM

We could kill you for starters.





;) Kidding.:D

Alcar 09-15-2002 09:53 AM

Jacob, I want to see you in a photo!

It took me a while to get a hold of a digital camera, and even when I did the Oddtour meetup was only days away. And now there are quite a few picture of me.

If at worst, use your school's digital camera, im sure they have one!

I'd also like to judge whether you get castrated! ;)

I'll be the surgeon too, it would be my pleasure to neuter you :D Just kidding!

Alcar...

General Drippik 09-15-2002 10:04 AM

Alcar.... *gives him a nudge* Mmmm...

Majic 09-15-2002 01:56 PM

General Dri[ik is either implying sexual delight at you, offering to help you neuter Jacob, or wishing to be one of those starving people who eats Jacobs parts after he is neutered, to insure thats they are safely ingested wtihin the stomach acid. *blinks*...

Jacob 09-16-2002 11:19 AM

lol. I was wondering what he was doing, i was stood...watching...looking at him and going 'Why?'

Nate 09-16-2002 11:17 PM

:

Originally posted by Jacob


(1) GEEKS -People with no personalities, no social life and are clever and brag about it. Also...whom arn't fulfilling to look at.

be careful what you say about geeks, one day you'll be working for one of us.

As Jesus said: "the geek shall inherit the world!":D

Jacob 09-17-2002 11:28 AM

:

be careful what you say about geeks, one day you'll be working for one of us.
Thats what my Nan said, until i pointed out many of them will probably commit suicide because they realise how much of a life they dont actually have...

General Drippik 09-17-2002 11:19 PM

There is no reason for him to be castrated, he is homosexual.

Jacob 09-19-2002 06:25 PM

Precisly. Plus, people whom have too many kids should be castrated, and one of those kids should be taken away from them...

Jacob 09-20-2002 11:34 PM

And religions people should be kept to one country...like...erm...Fiji

meech-venerator 09-21-2002 02:33 PM

well Jacob, ur idea is quite amusing. but having read all these threads(yes, I am a patient guy... or I don't have anything to do), and thought about the whole ensemble, I tell u this: it WON'T work. pretiness is not equal in everybody. within the pretty ppl(as within the ugly) there are prettier and less pretty ppl whom are still pretty. now get this, u wipe out all ugly ppl. then, everybody's happy for a while, but mentalities evolute (still in the same direction) and the less pretty ppl who were still pretty, are seen as ugly, and they're exterminated. Then there'll probably be pretty ppl, very pretty ppl, extremely pretty ppl, and total-beauties-oh-my-god-what-I'd-give-to-do-him/her ppl. after a while, ppl will see pretty ppl as ugly ppl, cuz they're less pretty, and again extermination... and etc etc. U got my idea? Eventually there'll be 3 or 4 total-beauties-yaddy-yaddy-yadda, whom'll have kids, kids that will have to breed too and have kids(I said the same thing twice). These last kids I've mentioned will have to do their cousins, then their kids will do their cousins too, and within a few generations, inbreeding will cause everybody to be deformed, more and more. If they manage to survive, u'll have turned the whole human race into defient monsters(to today's standards... they'll find themselves very attractive) that'll eventually weigh 300pds, and leave a trail of pus(or worse stuff) behind them. Get my point?
But don't rush with ur answer, I'm not against u. At the pace that things are going, we'll all die on a nuke war and those that survive will be deformed because of radiation, so we'll become freaks anyway. humanity is doomed.
so now, what matters is what U feel(this works for everyone) so u go ahead with ur plan, if u like... I'll just go live somewhere nice and watch the whole thing on TV.

Jacob 09-21-2002 03:32 PM

Ugly people wont be exterminated...just exiled.

meech-venerator 09-21-2002 09:12 PM

sounds like nuke war for me then. there's no future, I'm tellin'ya. enjoy urselves while u can!(if u let others enjoy themselves too, that is... that's really important!)
and if ugly ppl are exiled they should still breed, although controled by some scientists (so their population goes down, but not to extiction, they should eventually stabilise, to keep some examples alive)... now go champion!

Jacob 09-21-2002 11:06 PM

Im now thinking of breeding them for the purpose of cosmetic testing and pharmaceutical testing. Possibly slave labour. Obviosly, the cretins would have to wear some sort of paper bag over their head...so not to offend our pretty world.

General Drippik 09-22-2002 01:18 AM

Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly.





Got it?

Mac the Janitor 09-22-2002 04:13 AM

Wow, you like copying and pasting, don't you?


-Mac

General Drippik 09-22-2002 04:50 AM

Oh yeah!

meech-venerator 09-22-2002 11:12 AM

oh yeah, but u didn't really make a point, did ya?

meech-venerator 09-27-2002 08:29 PM

y didn't this debate continue?
I just figured: y nuclear power plants? instead of uranium, we could use obese ppl running in a pool, that'd make the water boil, and the steam would make the turbines go round and all the other crap... u know how a power plant works! so anyway, think of "fatass power plant"! I'm sure it'd end a lot of the unemployment, at least in the interior of the States...

Jacob 09-27-2002 11:42 PM

I saw four ugly people in a whole family today, and i was like "Do we really want people like that making more of themselves?"

Right, so, here it is so far. I have changed a few things;

Catholics and Christians - Exiled to Fiji.
Ugly people - Exiled into a ugly school and castrated. Ugly school is in Siberia.
Townies - See above.
Geeks - See above.
Poor - Should be used as slaves.
Paedophiles - Should be used to test new cosmetic products etc
All of them - Shouldn't be allowed to donate Sperm.


Why the last one? Cos if they do, law states that have to live anonymously. And what if they breed with their biological fathers daughter...which...is their sister. It'd be accidental incest...and cause all sorts of problems.

Alternativly, shoot them all.

General Drippik 09-28-2002 01:55 AM

Jacobs: Killed

Mac the Janitor 09-28-2002 02:05 AM

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Originally posted by General Drippik
Jacobs: Killed
I hope not. The world would be a much less amusing and shallow place.

Jacob 09-29-2002 01:44 PM

Indeed. Who would clear up the streets of the living, pulsating rubbish?

Jacob 10-03-2002 05:25 PM

Saw some more vile cretins today. I was thinking:

"God, why does evolution skip some creatures!?"

As they did look like some sea bacteria things...

General Drippik 10-03-2002 10:56 PM

Less amusing, yes...

Jacob 10-06-2002 06:39 PM

Saw some more...honestly, they dont deserve to walk on this Earth...

General Drippik 10-07-2002 04:03 AM

Either do you. Seriously, I am ugly. I invite you to come to my place and blow me out with an AK47. Bring it on, bitch.

Jacob 10-07-2002 11:07 AM

Sorry, i try to avoid the slums if at all possible...

Stanley 10-07-2002 10:20 PM

Im sorry jacob, But your rude like uglie people ia a mader of opinoin. To apeson a girl or Guy could be Hot or cute to another that person can be uglie. Also think about it uglie people have a chilled that chilled ends up bing hansome or beautiful. Heres my opinion I go for looks, And mostly personality. I hate when people think im hot and Just that and thats Y they wont to go outr wit me i wish they l;iked me for me . Yes i meen girls not guy's ok....:D :) :D