Jacob: I've decided to move to Siberia and live a life of solitude amongst the Emus.

Surfacing: I enjoy the melow, soft sounded tunes of the gentlemen of Slipknot.

haha, Luke, I must commend you on your superior.....eh....wit?
*shrugs and runs off into the night*

Lorne L. : ,,I'm going to take all fan-fiction characters for an Oddworld movie!"

Me : ,,I don't want to study art anymore, I want to end up in a pub."
(Oh boy, how terrible!!!)

Pinky : ,,I want my normal hair color back."

hmmm..

Rexy T : Arrrgghhh! Kill pandas! You vile , evil demented things!

GimmeCoffee: EEEEEEEEEEE! Not coffee! Nooooooo!!! I'm alleregic to caffine!

Danny : Wow I wanna be a townie! Townies! Townies!

Alector : EEEE! I HATE ART NOOOOOOOOOOOO GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

Pilot : Shut up you amnnoying B***ards! I hate you all!

Sydney : (insert something vaugley to do with spam)

Me; (insert something sane, intelectual or not stupid or about hating salty pretzils)