Ok, no problem, i was confused and mad about it because i never would say that masturbating is sick. Sorry when i freak out so fast, i'm excitabliest when someone else talk about me.

And the answer to your question is...:
melted chocolate

Oº°'´¨`·–l[ (¯`'·.,¸·´¯`·Â*> <Â*·´¯`·¸,.·'´¯) ]l–·´¨`'°ºO

i'd like to lick...hmmmm...urrr...squirty cream...

What's this? Never heard about it...but it sounds very yummy!
I'd like to eat fruits with melted chocolate on someones body :D

(¯`'·.,¸·´¯`·Â*> Oº°'´¨`·–l[ ]l–·´¨`'°ºO <Â*·´¯`·¸,.·'´¯)

*Blows dust off*

Yes...its bak...the topic that made me the...most spoke about peeps in the Employees thingy. N e way...this topic cut through the lude, crude and down right rude to get to where it is 2dayz. Sooooooo since we have sum new blood and since this topic is pining for more replies here is a Q...

Wot annoys u the most?

people dredging up old topics...

no, seriously? people who dislike others without good reason, or make assumptions about others based on prejudice.

[ September 01, 2001: Message edited by: Rettick ]

people who keep changing their MSN name.

computer equipment that decides not to work when you have just used it!(ie MY SCANNER! ARGH!)

People who leave their computers unsecure at work.

Men who leave the toilet seats up after they are done

leaving the lights on when no one is using the room

lights that automatically turn themselves off due to lack of activity in the room...but you have been in the room typing away at your computer!

people who go UNDER the speed limit

people who tail gate you BECAUSE you are going the speed limit

hmm thats all i can think of...I'll add to it later

actually, why don't you just go and check out the topic 'Pet Peeves', then you'll see without us having to type it all again...

Thats what annoys you, Drag? I would have prejudice and sexism over people who change thier msn name and men who leave the toilet seat up... (just kidding...i mean its true, but you know what i mean)

Hahahahaha! Many of the questions being asked are obvious, unmasked attempts at cheap sexual gratification. Your attempt at dressing it in innocent clothing is hillarious.

Seriously, the default rules to which members abide by when registering clearly prohibit the posting of material that is obscene and sexually oriented. I don't mind topics about sexuality, but asking if people spit or swallow is just low, and neither me nor Abe Babe want it being discussed on our forums.

WoW, We don't call it off-topic discussion for anything.

As much as I love oddworld, and Sligs (Here Boy!), I think I came to the wrong place...

Anyhoo, my name is Stuntman 21, In the Death Match I'm Stuntman, a Glukkon with language worse than my breath, and in the other RPG's I'm Shlig and Shlong. One Slig, two personalitys. A Skitzo. He is a comedian, and a security gaurd at Bonewerkz (before it went to hell). I was kidding before, I'm glad to be here. See you in the RPG.

I previously put a brief description of myself here, but after reading the whole topic, I decided it's not the right topic to do that.

[ September 04, 2001: Message edited by: Lampion ]

maybe if we really are going to get to know each other like you two have done, we should start a new topic for it...

actually, the first question he asked was quite innocuous: "What's you favourite Drink and ideal man/woman?" it was only later that he went over the top...

I really don't think people understand. It is a criminal offense to knowingly disseminate sexually explicit material to minors; including pictures and written descriptions, this also includes internet bulletin boards. Because Oddworld Forums are hosted on my server, that holds me responsible. My opinions are irrelevent, we're talking about the law. Our options are:

a) Stop posting explicit descriptions of sex.
b) Continue posting sexually explicit material and be banned.
c) Oddworld Forums becomes a site closed to minors, only being accessible by those over 18.

Some people seem to think that I'm violating their God-given rights to talk about sex, but this is the law. On my server, you will obey the Administrator's requests, those being Abe Babe and I. It's a really simple thing to ask and should be simply followed.

Rettick: when the users first started asking the explicit questions doesn't matter.

The God-Given-Law...tsk, tsk, tsk.
Personally i dont see why we should discriminate the minors cos of their age. If you were to do a little poll that was for the under 12'z only and asked the what they knew about sex...they would tell u in high detail. Sexually Explicit Materials...well, since wen did the art and joy of sex become illegal...sure, to little kids but like i sed they probably know the whole outline of it anyway. And the Spit or Swallow question i was actually referring to Wine. Yes...fine Wine, it is not my fault peeps took it the wrong way is it...
My personal opinion is that kids of the age of 11 + should know about sex...hell 1-2 yrs l8r their frends will be telling them evry explicit thing they have seen on their parents porn video, another yr after that they will be doing it themselves. Just because their minors doesn't mean they know sod all to do about sex. And the thing that amuses me is that u actually stated that all under 18's were minors...if thats ur case...then my point has been severly proven, i know evry thing to do about sex...i dont see the point, kids can go on porn sites, get mags, read porn stories (By the way, i have done 2 porn stories, jus' get in contact wiv me and i will give u the URL) And what do u mean i am dressing my questions in "Innocent Clothing" i am sorry that ur mind remains in the gutter and u think i want to get my kicks out of asking a sexual question while disguising it in a innocent way, but that is not the way i work, i am open minded and i say what i think most of the time and if u want 2 use ur power 2 stop educating the ickle ppl then i suggest u...do...errrr...i suggest u do that sum where else...!!

Oryon, as I said, we're talking about the law, not personal opinions. The issue here isn't whether or not people under 18 know about sex, but that it's illegal for me to knowingly allow sexually explicit discussions to take place on my server. And yes, those under the age of 18 are legally considered to be minors.

Please don't suggest that I am the pervert who took your "spit or swallow" remarks the wrong way. You masked them as "serious questions" attempting to "let peeps get to kn0 you better." What kind of curiosity could these kind of questions possibly satisfy other than sexually oriented curiosity? The very nature of the questions are sexual, so your efforts to make me look like a pervert are absurd.

If it appears that I'm power-tripping, let me assure you that I'm not. If you would just abide by the rules you agreed to when signing up, there would be no need for me to say anything to you. Telling me to go elsewhere with my (what were initially) polite requests is worthy of a banning, but be thankful that I am patient.

To answer your original question: my favorite drink is tequilla (done properly). My idea of the perfect male/female is Helena Bonham Carter with the personality of the Dalai Lama. She must have that wonderfully posh British accent though.

Oh...i'm sorry, i must of mis-interpreted the part were u laughed...quite like this >>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<<

Thinking u was being rude...but obviously u wasn't, u were being polite...and under 18's r not thort of as minors...we are thort of as teenagers actually...and the under 13's r thort of as minors...since wen did 15-17 become a minor...if we were then i dont think they would have sexual references on vids do u. Or soft core sex on 15 rated vids...O-M-G!!

If you had properly read my post, you would have noted that I said I was initially polite with my requests.

Concerning minors:
mi·nor (mnr)
adj. 4.Law. Being under legal age; not yet a legal adult. Legal adults are considered to be over the age of 18, in some countries 21.

U have no Dignity do u...u actually went thr0 a Dictionary to TRY and prove me wrong...O-M-D-L...i sooooo dont believe u did that...i dont understand wen peeps do that trying 2 blow otherz out cos really it jus' showz how much of a geek they r...!!
And...do u actually kn0 the current lawz...the current lawz actually state that under 18'z r not minorz n e more...that they r teenz and r able 2 c certain sexual references...HELL if that was the law do u really think in Arabia little children wud be BJing men 4 munni...no, cos that wud b illegal...wot, was ur Dictionary formed in the 70's or sumat...O-M-G...get a new 1!

*sigh*

Dictionary.com is just five seconds of tapping keys away, so I went to no great lengths to have to prove you wrong - you do a damn fine job of it yourself.

Fabricating facts is pretty pathetic. I'm well aware of the current laws regarding minors; I had to agree to a contract when applying for this webspace.

You have a serious problem with people telling you what to do, don't you?

Not really, its jus' the reason. Jus' cos i do sumat that will educate little children (Guaranteed...in a pritty harsh way) and sumat thats 4 the older peeps like teens, means i am breaking the law...Most peeps on here r dead...i come on here to amuse myself aswell as learn more about MO and the upcoming gamez...i put my point across and u get a dictionary out...i mean...wots all that about, were u born sad or did u develop it?
I mean i wud understand if i was singing the 'Vagina Song' by Blood Hound Gang, but i dont get y there is a prob wiv me wanting 2 kn0 about my fellow teens. U realise most suicides r commited by teens who think they r different and sick. And i am jus' asking these Q'z 2 show peeps woteva ur preferences u rn't different in a sick way. Whether u spit or swallow (The Wine) its ok, thats wot u do. Whether u like Anal or not, its ur choice, whether u like animal porn or not its up2 u wot u like or get aroused by. Evry 1 is different but not in a sick way (Unless ur a paedophile/pedophile then u shud put ur d*ck in a blender that is switched on) This topic was to get to kn0 peeps in all different manerisms, but also to reasure others that woteva they like doing they r normal...geez...then u get a OLD dictionary out stating wot MINOR means...hello, i'm surprised u dint ring up ur Auzzie prime minister and ask him...geez

Oryon chill will ya? Syd is doing what he has to do and that is following the rules of the contract he signed. If you keep going like this you could very well be banned.
Having the Oddworld forums closed to minors is a very bad thing...as 90%(if not more) of the currect members are minors(under 18). You want to talk about things like that? Fine, just do it on a board that allows it.

If I'm hindering your arguement Syd I'll back off. I just felt that I had to say something....

k...for anyone who can't be bothered reading all that arguing...

Oryon's gone OTT with Syd...because...
Syd's trying to stop his webspace being taken away from him...

and i kinda agree with what Oryon's saying (and have no respect for laws like that what-so-ever), but i also respect Syd for trying to stop his domain & webspace for being deleted...
so, i'm on Syd's side...especially if anyone can find a loop-hole in the contract or Ausssi law...(any lawyers here?)

I just read this topic today. My opinion is this:

[opinion] If Sydney's webspace is gonna get tooken aways, then there's no question about wether or not this should be here. End of story masturbation and porn should not be here if web space of an admin is at stake. [/opinion]

I agree...I agree with Sydney that is! I for one dont want the forums to be deleted, like everyone else. I think the law is a bit wierd though. Do they think that reading this topic will make people wanna have sex? Is that what their afraid of? http://www.oddworldian.net/misc/banners/SexySlig.gif

i don't understand laws like that, there are definetly too many of them...

i can understand them, even if i don't totally agree with them. after all, 12 yr olds don't want to be getting pregnant or AIDS or stuff...