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Jordan 02-09-2016 07:14 AM

It's a good job I'm not a girl cause I'd have had so many pregnancy scares by now. Sometimes I laugh at my lack of ovaries.

OANST 02-09-2016 08:07 AM

Braggart.

Job McYossie 02-09-2016 11:07 AM

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It's a good job I'm not a girl cause I'd have had so many pregnancy scares by now. Sometimes I laugh at my lack of ovaries.

Same. For woefully different reasons, but same.

Hobo 02-10-2016 10:55 PM

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In other news, a fuckbuddy of mine has suggested that I should make a dildo out of my own wang and fuck myself with it. He seemed quite irrationally insistent about it.

This is the best thing I've ever read on OWF

Vyrien 02-11-2016 01:55 AM

Yah because I only realised I was interested at all like last year. Had plenty of offers from both genders but I'm picky as fuck so turned them down.

Also hi guys I came back for the virginity thread, what a sad life I do lead.

Jordan 02-11-2016 07:07 AM

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Yah because I only realised I was interested at all like last year. Had plenty of offers from both genders but I'm picky as fuck so turned them down.

Also hi guys I came back for the virginity thread, what a sad life I do lead.

Next time don't come back until you can tell us you've sucked 100 dicks.

Vyrien 02-11-2016 08:59 AM

Do clitorises count or does it have to be dicks

Phylum 02-11-2016 02:10 PM

Remember which forum you're on and the answer will come.

Nepsotic 02-11-2016 02:37 PM

Also you can't just suck one a hundred times. It has to be a hundred different ones. You're so picky that you might be done before you're 60.

Nate 02-12-2016 10:45 PM

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Remember which forum you're on and the answer will come.

This post works on so many levels.