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Slog Bait 02-18-2013 08:10 PM

Not entirely off topic to what was currently being discussed.

Actually on topic, though, I finally got those Valentines Day candies I was waiting for. Only took 4 days.

STM 02-19-2013 04:27 AM

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Given that I haven't infracted STM in about a year and a half, he must be pretty damned flaccid by now.

But, thanks. :p


EDIT: Oh, he was talking about the feeling growing. I clearly have a sick mind.

<3

Nate you want meh. ;D

Nate 02-19-2013 05:56 PM

I'd have pretty low standards if I settled for 'meh'.

MeechMunchie 02-20-2013 06:33 AM

You would, and do.

Nate 02-21-2013 01:01 AM

If I had low standards, I wouldn't be single right now.


Maybe I should drop them slightly for STM. If he took his shirt off again.

STM 02-21-2013 03:41 AM

I don't remember ever taking a picture with my shirt off...did you roofy me?

Nepsotic 02-21-2013 06:53 AM

I remember that picture.

STM 02-21-2013 08:45 AM

Welp...I'll take your word for it then.

Unsettling.

MeechMunchie 02-21-2013 10:32 AM

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If I had low standards, I wouldn't be single right now.

That's what they all say. Then one day they look in the mirror and think "Oh, yeah..."

I've got no idea why I'm being so mean to you. Maybe it's because you closed my shitty thread.

Nate 02-21-2013 05:27 PM

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I don't remember ever taking a picture with my shirt off...did you roofy me?

More than once. Were you high at the time?

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That's what they all say. Then one day they look in the mirror and think "Oh, yeah..."

You're saying I'm so ugly that even if my standards were non-existent, I still wouldn't get laid?

I don't believe that's even possible. There's always someone who's be prepared to sleep with anyone. You just have to be prepared to sleep with them.

Steamer_KING 02-21-2013 06:15 PM

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You're saying I'm so ugly that even if my standards were non-existent, I still wouldn't get laid?

He's saying that you'll be looking in the mirror and feel alone, not ugly. At least that's what I acknowledged from his post.

Slog Bait 02-21-2013 10:44 PM

I read it as looking in the mirror and reflecting upon yourself as a person. For some people, that causes their self esteem and confidence to bust a hole in the ground, and when your self esteem and confidence are low you tend to believe you're undesirable.

PERSONALLY EVERY TIME I LOOK IN THE MIRROR I FEEL A MILLION TIMES BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. And mighty proud.

T-nex 02-22-2013 12:49 AM

I think it's pretty evident by now that Nate doesn't really suffer from Self Esteem Issues... maybe.

Slog Bait 02-22-2013 12:53 AM

If he does have self esteem issues he does a damn good job at not letting it be known.

Nate 02-22-2013 02:54 AM

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I think it's pretty evident by now that Nate doesn't really suffer from Self Esteem Issues... maybe.

I really do.

MeechMunchie 02-22-2013 06:49 AM

All I was saying (and I didn't even mean it) was that it's very easy to set your standard for partners higher than your own standard as a person.

The way I see it, saying "I'm too picky" is just a less egocentric way of saying "The people around me aren't good enough". You can only lay the blame on others for so long. Everyone thinks that if people around them were better they'd have a boy/girlfriend,* but at the end of the day, if you're the one who's alone, then some of it must be your fault.

*Which is a bit weird in itself, since surely a better standard of person (if such a thing even exists) would be more likely to have personal criteria you didn't meet.

tl;dr

Nate 02-22-2013 03:24 PM

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All I was saying (and I didn't even mean it) was that it's very easy to set your standard for partners higher than your own standard as a person.

The way I see it, saying "I'm too picky" is just a less egocentric way of saying "The people around me aren't good enough". You can only lay the blame on others for so long. Everyone thinks that if people around them were better they'd have a boy/girlfriend,* but at the end of the day, if you're the one who's alone, then some of it must be your fault.

*Which is a bit weird in itself, since surely a better standard of person (if such a thing even exists) would be more likely to have personal criteria you didn't meet.

tl;dr

I meant it in quite the opposite way than you interpretted it. Saying 'I'm too picky' is an acknowledgement that my standards are too high. Someone whose standards are too high and who doesn't realise it wouldn't say 'I'm too picky', they'd say 'The people around here are stupid and don't recognise how hot I am'.

Also, my pickiness is actually less to do with physical appearance and more to do with the fact that I'm a bit of a wierdo and all my friends are wierdos and there aren't many wierdos out there who I feel like I mesh well with.

MA 02-22-2013 07:21 PM

AWWWWWWW

i think you're the best weirdo on here, Nate.

Nate 02-22-2013 10:08 PM

Awwww, thanks.

BTW, I don't mean 'wierdo' in a negative way. If I call you wierd, I mean it as a compliment. :p

Manco 02-23-2013 11:26 AM

Do Australians spell “weird” differently?

Weird.

Phylum 02-23-2013 01:18 PM

Nate had been drinking lots of coffee that day.

Nate 02-23-2013 05:55 PM

*shrug*

The only time I spell that word correctly is on my phone, and only then because it automatically fixes it.

Jbot123 03-16-2013 05:02 AM

I have no valentine. My entire soul is an empty husk devoid of emotion. Nope. No candy for me. Just shamrock-shaped cookies. No wait, Valentines is over. This thread needs to die.

MeechMunchie 03-16-2013 05:11 AM

Hey there, Gishygleb.

Slog Bait 03-16-2013 05:13 AM

This thread was nice and dead until you revived it you little shit

Jbot123 03-16-2013 05:14 AM

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Hey there, Gishygleb.

WHat?

Vyrien 03-16-2013 09:38 AM

So edgy and shit

STM 03-16-2013 10:47 AM

And not trying hard at all...

Crashpunk 03-16-2013 11:02 AM

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I have no valentine. My entire soul is an empty husk devoid of emotion. Nope. No candy for me. Just shamrock-shaped cookies. No wait, Valentines is over. This thread needs to die.

Jesus christ dude, your 11 years old. :fuzemb:

Vyrien 03-16-2013 11:14 AM

...and shit