Jordan's sweater is adorable.

I've never gotten a christmas sweater. I feel like there's a great big void in my life now.

I did get the best kettle ever though.

I was talking about small intestines.

That's interesting, because no-one else was.

MA was.

You shouldn't be interested in my intestines. People used to say I'm full of shit, what if they were right?

I think we should all keep talking about my massive dick.

Reminds me of 'Why is this thread still open?'

Your wondering why a thread about gay sex is still open on OWF? Really?

I meant the christmas topic. Christmas are over.

Yeah, my wondering.

Yeah, Christmas are over.

Large = Lower, or so I was led to believe.

I swear to god, he edited his post, he must have! If not, I'm wrong, I apologise, I am very tired.
Aren't you an author? I assume it's just a one-off mistake, but it would make me feel a whole lot better if you went back and edited it... Please?

Piss off am I editing it.

STM is keeping it open with his massive cock.

massive

Now now Jordan, sarcasm doesn't suit you.

of course i was talking about small intestines. small intestines being worn like a willy-warmer by a dirty great pony schlong. of course. please continue masturbation without further confusion or embarrassment.

Urgh. On-topic or infractions. And anal sex is not the topic.

It might as well be since Christmas is now over. Just rename the thread and delete the first few pages.

YOU...what have you done to my thread?

Meeeeeerry Christmas, Steamer_KING! : )

Oh, right...Christmas has already gone. Oh well, enjoy your as well, Varrok.