The movement controls should be over-sensitive and there should be lot's of land mines and narrow ledges.
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The Exoddus minekart courses, essential to story mode and required for all the unlocks, can only be played in first person, and there are no windows.
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What, there will be a story mode? Remove it, nobody cares about it these days
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That's exactly why it's the only mode in there. Co-op is for people who aren't good enough on their own. Multiplayer Vs is for people who are insulting our AI skills.
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I'd much rather have Demo Mode when you just have to watch the screen. It should also get some casual gamers' attention
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There should be an all-or-nothing Quicksave function: You can either not Quicksave at all, or you have to hit Quicksave every five seconds without fail, else the game removes itself from yor hard disk.
It should also have erotic wallpapers of Oddworld characters as unlockable rewards. Unlocking them also writes them over every texture in the game. |
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WOWZERS
*Runs to try* |
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Jeez, can someone at JAW please give this guy a production design job?
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Then they could mash it together with the Halo universe. |
Oh Geez... I just collapsed in laughter looking at that picture.
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I collapsed in laughter just reading this thread.
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I collapsed.
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I collapsed when I saw those erotic Oddworld wallpapers in AE.
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I love how this thread's question ended with "hypothetically"...I'd say about 90% of the topics on this forum are hypothetical!
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Mostly the ones about sex, relationships and other human interaction.
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Reminds me, I had the best hypothetical sex the other day. So damn good. And very hypothetical.
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You'll have to get someone to confirm the integrity of your performance before it's theoretical sex.
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Schrödinger’s Sex:
Step 1 - put your dick in a box. |
Can I put a cat in the box first?
What about some poison? |
why in the hell would you want to put a cat in a box
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Science.
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