How's this for a reason? Because I told you to shut the fuck up. Abuse of other members is something I take very seriously. If you want to keep visiting OWF regularly, as well as keep your nice name change and custom title, I'd suggest you pull your head in and stop acting like a dick.

fucking blackmail? you really think i like the idea of you blackmailing me with something as stupid as my name change and custom title? fuck that, take them away, do whatever you like, i don't give a shit. if you'd have just told me to shut the fuck up, i would have, but seeing as you didn't just say that: shove it up your arse.

I'm willing to so long as I don't get randomly called a dick.

You're abusing the forums' rules and think the consequences are the same thing as being blackmailed? Also, don't you think custom title/name change removal is more compassionate than... you know... getting banned/warned? Having special title and acting like that, insulting people too often... it may really give the forums bad image

What the fuck does 'our track record' have to do with anything? We are telling you to shut up so we can get this thread back on topic.

And given my track record, I can vouch that picking on whiners achieves precisely jack-shit. They just whine.

It's like kicking an indestructible puppy. The puppy gets hurt and you get depressed but it just won't die. Then you have to put up with this immortal super-puppy whimpering under your bootprint for hours.

And I made sure that I stated the previous post as a suggestion, not a demand. I won't go into it here, but you know I try and look out for you when the bugs start biting.

EDIT: And upon reading this new page, I'm inclined to reiterate:

I don't care about the topic, I just care about you trying to become a fucking pariah. Again.

YOU ARE BEING A CUNT. DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY TELL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW, YOU DO NOT ACTUALLY WANT TO BE A CUNT. PLEASE STOP.

And if you want an actual explanation for why I'm acting so moderate: Last night I had the first 5+ hour sleep in months. I've reverted to my original, non-grouchy form.

I never understood why people have trouble sleeping. my problem is the exact opposite of that; I sleep too much and I am always tired.
have you tried a goodnight-spliff?

As Varrok said, this isn't blackmail. This is your breaking the rules and being an arse, and me using everything in my power to try and convince you to do otherwise. I didn't threaten you with the banhammer as I figured that would only egg you on more, so instead I threatened something you actually care somewhat about. Besides, name changes and CTs are not rights, they are privileges.


In summary: Calm the fuck down.

who the fuck are you? do i really give a shit what you have to say? no, i don't. that's lucky, huh?

because you seem to go from egging people on when you're having fun to wanting to stay graciously on topic when it suits you. it has everything to do with your sudden sensible stance.

i don't need babysitting, thanks. i was being battered into the ground long before you came along. if i decide to be a complete cunt, that's my problem and i'll deal with the consequences. i'm not that stupid that i think i can get away with it.

if my actions mean i lose certain privileges, receive infractions or get banned, fair enough. i won't complain. all i ask is that you just get on with it. i know i'm a fucking moron at times, but that's the way i am. if it's unacceptable, give me a boot up the arse, but i won't be changing any time soon.

anyone else like to voice their opinions?

I think you should take a step back and remember that everyone on this forum likes you, really really likes you and most of us have great personal respect for you. We're not so detached as not to worry when one of our friends goes on a completely bizarre abuse spree over something really small. This is happening because your 'If I was an ass then ban me' thing is contrary to the reality that nobody wants to see you banned.

I mean, seriously, you/we troll whiney shits all the time but it's usually in the same thread or on the same day. The moment has long passed and you know it.

How did I do out of ten?

I'll give you half a watermelon out of ten.

Out of ten watermelons?

Shit

Oh, good grief. The sad fact of the matter is that you do need babysitting. As you said earlier in the thread, without mods ready to give you a boot up the arse, you'd rant much longer and look much worse. I'm not saying you're incapable of controlling yourself, but it's often easier for you to rely on other people here to keep you somewhere resembling civility.

Maybe you don't give a shit about what happens to you, but, as WoF has said, and I make a habit of reminding you when you start getting worked up, other people do; And we've seen enough to know that you feel some level of comaraderie towards us. Remember when you left? Remember how everyone wept digital tears and typed out their hearts? Do you think that we, then, were not taking into account the inevitability of this sort of thing occurring? And yet we missed you anyway, because we've also seen what you act like after the storm is over. It's not a nice thing to see, a friend frustrated and miserable, but it showed us that you were human and you do care, to whatever small degree.

So you see, it is not your problem. It ceased to be your problem when we accepted it as ours; When we accepted you as our friend. When we accepted the common human responsibility to help you refrain from doing things that you have said yourself you will regret.

Also, this may be a rather flimsy attack, but you're upsetting me. So there's that. Pathetic as it sounds... I thought we were friends. Even if rational argument has failed to persuade you, it would be decent of you if you could just stop.

*Sigh* Go take a break, relax. Take your psychosis meds. Come see us when you're back on the upswing.

I wasn't even whining. I was just annoyed that I was being called a dick when I hadn't done anything to attack him.

And then proceeded to whine about it.

No, I was just pointing out why I was annoyed and asking how any of it could be considered a gag. That's asking a valid question, not whining.

I'm not fucking whining! :fuzmad:

Stop posting telling us why you're not whining. You sound too whiny when you do.

This might be off topic, but has anyone figured out if Minecraft works on Windows 95 - ME/2,000?

i'm very sorry, guys. i was digging a huge hole for myself and was too stubborn to stop. especially MM, i would hate myself if i upset you.

now lets talk some more about retro vibrators.

I know it works on Windows 98 Second Edition. There's an unofficial program for it which allows you to run programs built for 2000/XP. It's called KernelEx and it is here. If it doesn't work first time, try changing the compatibility settings tab that added. Also, KernelEx works for ME but not 95. 2000 I think can run it anyway.

I'd recommend downloading the unofficial service pack for 98SE as well, this one doesn't work on ME though, here it is.

Stop it now it's not funny.

OddMan, you are now the only person left with any interest in that argument. You can stop whenever you're ready.

I'm not interested in it, I want it to stop because it's annoying, no further replies about it now though.

Off-topic? That's the most on-topic post recently.

Oh I got my Megadrive working after buying a Megadrive AV cable and I've currently bidding for some N64 games. Mostly Zelda.

You must buy Goldeneye 007. That is an amazing N64 game.

Speaking of Goldeneye, I've just found the worst quailty game ever on eBay
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NINTENDO-6...#ht_558wt_1185

Looks reliable. Don't know what you're talking about bad quality. :happy:

hands down one of the best n64 games

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUPERMAN-N...item256e754186

buy it!

I think I'll pass, I've seen the AVGN review. :p