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JennyGenesis 04-19-2011 04:48 AM

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Speaking of condoms, never use Performa. It put me off even having intercourse the rest of the night.

What's wrong with Performa? Assuming that your talking about Durex Performa I don't see what's wrong with them. I've never used them and I have no interest to but I'd like to know why it put you off.

T-nex 04-19-2011 06:40 AM

Hey just a curious question.

Does anyone else get kinda 'excited' from deep/low bass in music and such?

Strike Witch 04-19-2011 06:41 AM

Something like this?

T-nex 04-19-2011 07:28 AM

Uhhhh... welll... Not quite :p It's not mellow enough and a bit too melodic. Also Im talking about deeper bass. Like speaker-destroying bass.

Manco 04-19-2011 10:32 AM

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Anal sex?

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the bitch doesn't want to delve into the unknown.

It's not her doing the delving, hurr

Pilot 04-19-2011 11:14 AM

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Hey just a curious question.

Does anyone else get kinda 'excited' from deep/low bass in music and such?

No. I don't have a clitoris to jiggle.

This is teh type of bass that gets me kinda excited

http://www.capbryan.com/coppermine/a...uth_detail.jpg

T-nex 04-19-2011 11:32 AM

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No. I don't have a clitoris to jiggle.

You should get one. They are fun to have.

Pilot 04-19-2011 11:35 AM

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You should get one. They are fun to have.

You should get a cock. Aw hell, why not have both?

T-nex 04-19-2011 11:44 AM

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You should get a cock. Aw hell, why not have both?


I do have penis envy :(

Emesdee 04-19-2011 11:47 AM

It's really more trouble than it's worth.

Pilot 04-19-2011 11:54 AM

Not when it's wrapped in leopard print boxer briefs. Keep it cozy AND close.

And fashionable.

JennyGenesis 04-19-2011 12:05 PM

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Not when it's wrapped in leopard print boxer briefs

They are not sexy

Pilot 04-19-2011 12:13 PM

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They are not sexy

Who's "they?"

JennyGenesis 04-19-2011 12:24 PM

Leopard print boxer briefs

MA 04-19-2011 12:34 PM

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They are not sexy

whoa whoa whoa

you don't lecture Pilot on what is sexy and what isn't. it just isn't done. he travels through time. he built KITT. his hairstyle is awesome. when you have done all of those things yourself, you may proceed.

Dixanadu 04-19-2011 03:06 PM

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What's wrong with Performa? Assuming that your talking about Durex Performa I don't see what's wrong with them. I've never used them and I have no interest to but I'd like to know why it put you off.

I was, yes.

It was the fact approaching an hour, I still did not jizz. Once I hit the thirty minute mark, it was a mad rush to finish.

I just gave up.

Plus, the secretion inside made my willy feel weird for ages.

JennyGenesis 04-19-2011 03:28 PM

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It was the fact approaching an hour, I still did not jizz.

Well that's the idea of those particular condoms, they're supposed to make you last longer, I suppose they're just for people who cum to quickly. I've no interest to try them because the time I take to cum (when being top) is just fine. Not too long and not too short.

Alcar 04-19-2011 03:38 PM

You guys are getting boring.

Alcar...

Gwan-Thwei 04-19-2011 07:34 PM

I have nothing to contribute here, except that i have never experienced orgasm, or masturbated.

Nate 04-19-2011 07:39 PM

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How does one pre-ready a virgin arsehole for a pounding? Any advice is welcome. How does one get another in the mood for it and hows do you go about it without causing a lot of pain.

Don't forget to make sure s/he's quite clean inside. Also, don't jump straight to forcing your mighty staff inside her. Use fingers first and get her used to the idea.


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Hey just a curious question.

Does anyone else get kinda 'excited' from deep/low bass in music and such?

Does that happen even if you're listening to the music through headphones, or only if you're standing in front of powerful speakers?

gishygleb 04-20-2011 05:41 AM

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JennyGenesis 04-20-2011 05:45 AM

VAGINA!

There said it, will I get banned now?

Anyway, Gish who cares.........you clicked on this thread, I can understand at your age Sex is all giggles and shyness...... but please bugger off and let the rest of us share our stories or ask for advice.

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How does one pre-ready a virgin arsehole for a pounding? Any advice is welcome. How does one get another in the mood for it and hows do you go about it without causing a lot of pain.

Let her go on top, she has more control then.

Ridg3 04-20-2011 05:46 AM

What?

EDIT: That was not directed at JG.

gishygleb 04-20-2011 05:53 AM

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Oops, bad chosing of words, but I can say it and I know, who are you, Genesis!
I know words nd what it means and I can say, that I prefer vaginal sex, not like you!

Dynamithix 04-20-2011 05:57 AM

gishygleb is OWF's greatest member.

JennyGenesis 04-20-2011 05:57 AM

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Genesis!
I know words nd what it means and I can say, that I prefer vaginal sex, not like you!

Was that supposed to be an insult? I'm not the only one round here who doesen't like vaginal sex you know..............

And I seriously doubt somehow that at 12 years old you would know what vaginal sex is like.

I've done it, therefore I am allowed to say whether or not I like it.

Anyway, I apologise now.....back on topic, I won't be responding to remarks like that made by Gishy anymore.

Nate 04-20-2011 05:58 AM

English isn't his first language. Give him a break.

JennyGenesis 04-20-2011 06:00 AM

I don't have a problem with his English. It's what he says that I have a problem with.

gishygleb 04-20-2011 06:02 AM

YOU!
I have the best mark of English in my class!
My school is English - specialized and you can be rude - I am understanding all!
That wasn't an insult - that was trueness (I am saying to "Punch her into face Jenny"

JennyGenesis 04-20-2011 06:05 AM

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YOU!(I am saying to "Can't live without jerking Genesis""

I'm not allowed to jerk off these days :fuzsad: Life can get quite difficult sometimes........