I believe in equal rights, but you're still not allowed to hit me because I wear glasses.

Then WHY am I always made to lift/carry the heavy shit at work whilst the women get to serve the cunt customers at the tills?

I'm mostly happy with equal rights until it gets to the point of female superiority.

Agreed... Although I do believe there are still areas where equal rights hasn't reached its peak.... Some women just demand too much x_x

Men and women are just as horrible as each other and both are capable of applying decent amounts of kinetic force to things. >=| There is no excuse for either not to do their equal share of opening doors and lifting heavy things.

WoF is Don Quixote. How cute!

there was a girl on my college course that was stronger than any of us and had hands the size of paving slabs. she knocked one of her stepfathers teeth out when he told her that she was stupid to think she could take up farming, because it wasn't for 'girls'.

her stepfather was a fucking dick, though. he deserved it.

I admire women who can fend for themselves.

I admire women with big tits.

I admire people in general who can fend for themselves. There are too many fucking slackos.

EDIT: OANST's a speedy shit.

I admire small tits more.

I'll be honest. I just plain admire tits.

Even man tits...

I like pretty people. I will open doors for and talk to pretty people.

Damn beautiful people, It's a beautiful person that makes me want to go to maths class almost every day...just so I can sit down next to her...it's a fucking beautiful person that makes me feel all liquid inside.

Damn beautiful people WoF.

I like people with nice smiles. A big smile from a pretty girl really turns around my day.

I'll fuck her for you. You'll probably feel less about her then.

EDIT: That goes for both of you.

I'll fuck you in a minute.

You can try, certainly.

I'll be good I promise.

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

What if heaven so unimaginatively boring that two minutes seem incredibly unbearable?

That's when you know that you got the "bad heroin".

That is the goddamn creepiest thing I've read in a long time.

Yet better than masturbation in the eyes of God.