Yesterday he yelled at a girl.

I certainly did.

And then proceeded to tell his boss to fuck off.

I certainly did.

Also working.

Pilot called me at work once, but we just kind of sat on the line not really knowing what to say.

It was still fun.

You ought to ask your boss for more sociable hours.

Does OANST work from home?

I do not work from home, no.

"He works hard for the money."

That's ruined my theory. Incedently I'm watching a program where people are trying to guess who has married a pineapple.

That's hardly worth the money.

Heh. I'm glad I stayed out of this one.

*sigh*

This sort of thing always happens overnight. There are times when I think to myself that we need a moderator living in (or with sleep pattern equivalent to) a timezone in the Americas. That way we might be able to nip this sort of trollery in the bud. But who on earth would be appropriate?

Nudge nudge.

Don't know. Someone with experience, ideally. Also, someone who likes Oddworld. ALSO, someone who knows all the all the little 'tricks' spammers like to use. ALSO, someone mature and responsible IRL.

Nobody here meets all those criteria, I'm afraid.

For the record, I am a gentlemen now. I think I could do this! I like Oddworld, as my name so rightly proves! I used to be a spammer, but no more. I know the tricks and tactics of those spammers! And...

Oh you clever devil.

Go away.

After you explain to me how you became "gentlemen?"

The hat. I thought it was obvious.

Thank you for the clarity, young man.

Ooh, you just got done Mars!

You're just jealous of my hat.

Look, although I am not willing to give away my full location, let it be known that I am in the 'USA timezone'. Maybe you could use someone with higher brain functions as a mod, but I'm pretty sure they only live on the other side of the world. I can manage this. I have my hat.

Do you realise that telling us where you live would just give us a reason to avoid that location?

And therefore, I am the only one on this side of the planet who meets the moderator requirements. Save for maturity, but since no one here is mature, I figure I'm fine.

Do you like men? Pilot's unlisted requirement.

Thank you, MoxCo.

I like men!

Now OANST appears and says "I like Ween.".

I think "not an annoying cunt" is a requirement.