Your body hair.

both twice

No, seriously. Even when I was 13, I was nothing like you.

Why does this thread even exists then?when is this getting closed or Necrum'd?
I guess it's hasn't been closed or necrum'd due to the fact that people like Nate,Xavier,Oanst and Alcar enjoy posting here....

Yeah, Xavier's had such fun posting in here.

Look, the thread stays open for as long as people get something out of posting here and reading the posts here without it descending into spam. If you don't like the contents, keep your distance.

I think that Xavier would have a fine, luscious, face eating beard.

I love how fucking uncomfortable Crappin' is. It's hair you prude little turd, get over it.

I need to excavate my entire torso's hair supply for a coming beach trip. I have admittedly really nice headhair but I'm also a hairy fuck on the chest and...everywhere else on the torso. Like I said. Shavin' dat torso.

So anyway, that will take awhile and be dumb.

I've just stopped combing my hair altogether becasue no matter how I tried to style it, it just looked dorky in the end. The towl rub and shirt pullover does all the work now.

New topic, nipple hair, what do you do with it? I braid it! Nah seriously I only just got sum! Haha

I shaved my head today completely, some kid thought I was a marine, he said I look just like his friend in the marines. I just keep telling myself he was commenting on my physique so I'm flattered.

I almost shaved my head completely when I was about twenty-two, but I remembered that the last time I went a bit experimental with my appearance, I got the piss took out of me by my brother and my friends, so I stuck with the short back and sides.

A short while back I shaved my head. Grade 2 or 3 I think it was... Looked a cunt.

looks good on me

Well you sir, must be a very fine cunt.

I had my head shaved when I went to Thailand. All of us did. We looked like a squadron of convincts.

I enjoy my body hair. It's the only ounce of masculinity I possess.

*checks Dixanadu's age*

What about your penis?

I'm pretty well endowed in that department, thanks

Erm. I wasn't asking you. I was specifically asking Dix about his ounce of masculinity.

ha, not a lb then?

If I could describe it, I'd say it isn't manly. Not implying it's tiny, mind you.

It's just so elegant.

I'm about to help the brother shave his head. What fun!

Edit: 1/4 of the way done. He now has a Reverse Mohawk (bald stear riiight through the middle). I'm like a cynical hairdresser.

Edit deux: Onto the Veet stage. Probally should have read the box. It's only for legs, not your head.

Edit III: Veet on the armpits, legs and belly. His new name is Phelps.

I shave my face every week. I don't dare to shave downstairs, mainly because I've heard its...well unnatural.

My dad says its "bad luck".

When it grows back, it itches like fuck. I just stopped doing it altogether after that.

just cut it short not right back, I did that twice. ever.

It's no more or less natural than shaving any other part of yourself.

You get used to it.

I shaved my nether reigons twice, and I will never again. No degree of smoothness is worth the irritation, raw patches and unholy prickling when it starts growing back. It's like resting your nuts on a cactus.

I can't stand shaving anything.

I have a huge blonde tail running right down my chest. Its rather attractive if I don't say so myself. I believe the word for it is 'sagittal' chest hair, like that of a centaur.

I then have a darker brown peck hair.

My leg hair is then just a blonde THICK carpet, makes me look somewhat like a minotaur, I'll give you that.

Then my red beard is like that of a goat, somewhat spiked and my head hair's a massive blonde/red mane.

Why on Earth would I want to get rid of any of that?!

You all crazy.

I have two observations. Firstly, you are multicoloured! Secondly, your use of comparison with mythical creatures to me seems quite appropriate because to my eyes there is something of the satyr in you.