A regular mountain man is our OANST.
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You would all make Les Stroud proud.
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I've never been so happy about anything as I am happy of this thread :')
Anyway If you'd buy those lighter-thingies which only produce sparks. They don't wear out too fast.. |
My school held an awards ceremony today. My aforementioned teacher, Bob, liked my thesis on Z-day so much that he awarded me "Most Likely To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse".
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Alternatively, he may have read your thesis and concluded that you had no brains.
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Zombies do not exist... Did your parents not tell you all?
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Try telling that to the zombies.
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Ah, I remember the day my father took me on his knee and said "Son, I think your old enough now to know the truth; zombies aren't real, the groaning you hear at night is just your mother."
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What do vegetarian zombies say? "GRAAIINSS...GRAIINS!" How about a railroad zombie?
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"Pleaaassee step off the plaaatttfooormmm. Miiind the gaaap."
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Rockets don't work good against zombies.
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Dixanadu's don't work good against threads.
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Baby, I can be whatever you want me to be...within limits of course.
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MM already bagsy'd the French Spy role.
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but there's French, then there's frog.
How To Be Racist. |
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baise tu aye!
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What the flip is wrong with you?
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Le Quasson.
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Murky Bucket.
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Well. Fucking. Played.
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Fucking brilliant!
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