Apparently you can get high without weed, Chinese meditation makes you happy and gives a sensation of highness that lasts about 70 seconds

... lol

if you perform Chinese meditation, do not operate machinery or consume alcohol for 70 seconds, or until effects wear off.

Prolonged periods of listening to Scrabtrapman's ill-informed dribble may result in blurry vision, loss of appetite, and fits of uncontrollable derisive laughter.

Prolonged meditation may result in enlightenment, or death.

Do not attempt to meditate while driving.

Meditation is not permitted during working hours.

Meditation should not be attempted whilst one this medication.

Jesus Christ, what have I sunk to?

right?

Do not attempt to meditate whilst under other Religious influence.

How can you listen to Scrabtrapman's dribble? Are you using text to speech software? Oh Microsoft Sam, how I hate you.

Anyway, stop trying to be such a fucking know-it-all.

Is it bad if I'm curious about shroomies, and eventually maybe wanna try em? x_x

Of course not. If you want to try something like that then go ahead and do it.

Shrooms have an enormously high kill rate.

Eventually? There's not really any way to work your way up to them. Either you melt your face off or you don't.

There is a stall in a market near my college that sells a variety of "legal uppers" . This thread reminded me of it, and since i'm attending a weekend - long music fest soon, they seem rather appropriate.

LOOK AT WHAT YOU FUCKS ARE DOING TO ME

Like what? If you're talking about shit like ephedrine capsules, stay away.

If you get bored of meditation, there's always heroine or meth! Nah kidding, I'm no that retarded. Give me meditation any day, I tried and started dribbling a little, more than usual XD

No? 'Heroine' is a female hero. Not a drug.

All good things in moderation, I say. Then again I think my brain just might be wired a bit differently as the only two chemical dependencies I've ever really grappled with are hard liquor and tobacco. Drugs were never hard for me to shake. Even the big bad scary kind.

Well I don't know a whole lot about shroomies, but what I read so far is that they are not very addictive. However they could give you really bad trips.

It's just one of those things I maybe wanna try once, and then never again. But then again, I'm very wary. I don't wanna hurt myself.

If you go in with an attitude like that, you will have an unpleasant experience.

Well how did you do it(if you did)? Would you recommend it? Or do you think it's reckless?

You have to calm yourself. Relax, and be ready to enjoy the experience. You have to 'know' that you will enjoy the experience. That worked for me.

The best way to test how much you like any drug is to lock yourself into a room with a picture of a dead cat/dog/whatever animal you like and razor blades. If you wake up the next day then the drug is good for you.

Not QUITE the example I would have used. Not quite.

Yes. Substitute a loaded gun for razor blades. Obviously.

I'd be more interested to see what would happen if you set them up with one of those superfluous, "better mouse-trap" means of killing themselves. You know like Pee-wee Herman's breakfast machine?
Just play this on loop while they're in there and see what happens.





Unfortunately, the likely answer is they'll just sit in one corner and never actually spring the contraption.

Yes.
Hmm, I don't think this is a guilty pleasure.

Anyway I think one of my weirder guilty pleasures is liking Spam <.<

I occasionally read it for the lulz.

Spam?


I'm talking about eating it! :D :D:D:D
Delicious, yummy, over-processed meat... garrggghhh.. *drool*