It may not end well, but the journey would be hilarious.

In any case, if you check out the various other translations, you'll see a wide range of different views, some of which don't even mention homosexuality at all. I'm prepared to concede that that one example is perhaps a little dodgy, but the majority seem to be referring to people who perform homosexual acts, rather than people who are simply same-sex attracted.

Frankly, you can't treat the Gospels as gospel unless you can have access to a copy of the original text. Even if you believe they're divinely inspired (as is your right), you simply can't claim that the translators were themselves divine too; they always worked in a particular context with person politics and prejudices.

Exactly. That's why Christians have all these programs to teach the homosexual to push down these urges. All you have to do to get into heaven is deny who you are. Let's be thankful for this glorious opportunity, gentlemen.

Pray the gay away!

He lives in fucking Canada. Don't be so surprised.

In my world you would be castrated if you make fun of fat people.

I see what you did there.

You and OANST hurt people's souls.

Fat people have no souls.

They traded them into the devil's ice cream truck for a 99 cone.

Do fat people feel pain? Let's find out.

Fuck

FUCK

You try running into one of those and ACTUALLY BEING ASIAN

UGH

The leader was this slightly overweight bespectacled chick clutching some shitty shoujo manga to her chest the whole fucking time. They watched DVDs and clustered around me when I mentioned I like anime. They were all "can you speak Japanese" and I was like "uh, yeah, I've lived in Japan for a-" so then they decided I was some native. The worst part was that they were under-classmen so they regularly searched me out at lunchtimes. Fuckers.

God, and the questions. The worst part is due to the power of the internet I was at least up-to-date and stuff, so they were years behind in interests. "I heard there's a new season of *show*!?" "Uh, yeah, it finished a year ago." "Woooah, really?!"

Bastards, you made me remember them now =/

Impossible! Material aimed at tweener girls can never be bad!

In my world, you would be punished for posting embarrassing lame shit in the Music thread. God damn. It's like you're all twelve years old.

It sucks to be an old man, huh?

Yeah, Oddjobabe's got it tough.

...We have a music thread?

EVERYBODY POLKA!

...YOU LISTEN TO FUCKING SUNN O)))

ARE YOU HONESTLY THAT BIG A HYPOCRITE?

CAN YOU ACTUALLY BE THAT DUMB?

We're supposed to be one of the most polite countries on the planet, right? Given, I'm a rude douche, but imagine if I lived in The States. Fucking Juggaloes and Crips and Bloods and Ultra-Wiggers and asians and Japanese and fucking Mexicants and thoser gdan acfrhroQEFLKJN

Motherfucking turn me loose.

I could not give less of a shit about most music like this from the 80's but this song gets me fucking pumped for ANYTHING.

Tops.
Fucking.
Pro.

In my world You would be punished for saying uguu~

How about Uryu~?

Uryu is fine auu~

aruu shamuu magoo timbuktu~

You're not asian.

No, just delusional.

Correct, I'm Asian.

Prove it.

Lollll Kastere, that's the second time you've referenced Sunn O)))! How can you base someone's entire musical tastes on one band, are you really that stupid?

I capitalized it, bitch.

Well, that's an interesting question. The ones who claim that they can turn a gay man straight are clearly full of shit both with respect to what they can acheive and their interpretation of the religion. On the other hand, if they convince gay guys to be celibate, it's not hypocritical, it's just unpleasant.