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AlienMagi 03-21-2010 05:51 AM
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I know this has nothing to do with toys, but I just thought that this was really wierd....did you know that some guys are so flexible that they can suck their own dick?
I can do it... really

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I would. It's still masturbation if you do it to yourself, mind you I'd wash it first, but you still wouldn't be gay for doing it.
Did you know that mastrubation is tehnically considered homosexuality?

Hobo 03-21-2010 05:59 AM
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Did you know that mastrubation is tehnically considered homosexuality?
No, please tell me more cos I am not gay and I masturbate ohno.

MA 03-21-2010 06:08 AM
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I can do it... really



Did you know that mastrubation is tehnically considered homosexuality?
you're the new abe69'er.

EDIT: Magi, i was referring to abe619, not admiring your apparent 'self-suckage'. you were mislead.

Alcar 03-21-2010 03:40 PM
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Yes. In fact, I know a guy who claims he can do it.
Oh hai.

Technically, I haven't done it in a few years, so the ability has probably gone.

Alcar...

Pilot 03-21-2010 04:17 PM
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Oh hai.

Technically, I haven't done it in a few years, so the ability has probably gone.
Let's find out?

Strike Witch 03-21-2010 05:55 PM
I'm sure there's a 'spineless' joke in there somewhere.

Wings of Fire 03-21-2010 06:19 PM
According to this one site I read it should be theoretically possible for most men to do it.

I've never tried.

Pilot 03-21-2010 07:46 PM
I've tried to no avail. BOLLOCKS!

Emesdee 03-21-2010 09:36 PM
I'm sure most have, in their life. Those who were dedicated often took up yoga and other exercises in the hopes it would eventually work.

Pilot 03-21-2010 09:41 PM
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I'm sure most have, in their life. Those who were dedicated often took up yoga and other exercises in the hopes it would eventually work.
Is that why I know so many gay yoga students?

AlienMagi 03-22-2010 04:22 AM
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you're the new abe69'er.

EDIT: Magi, i was referring to abe619, not admiring your apparent 'self-suckage'. you were mislead.
Doesn't matter, your post made me cheer up wich is why I posrepped it.

The self suckage was generally a joke even though I could do it.

Sekto Springs 03-22-2010 07:36 AM
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Is that why I know so many gay yoga students?
Is sucking your own dick gay? I assumed it counted as masturbation.
Marylin Manson anyone?

MA 03-22-2010 07:58 AM
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Doesn't matter, your post made me cheer up wich is why I posrepped it.
well i'll have to make up for that, then.

AlienMagi 03-22-2010 10:46 AM
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well i'll have to make up for that, then.
Do what you will, I require nothing in return for posreps

MA 03-22-2010 10:48 AM
apart from sucking your own dick?

Gwan-Thwei 03-22-2010 04:04 PM
Masturbation is not homosexualtiy and here's why:
>plugs ears<
LALALALALALALALAIT'SNOTGAYITSFUNLALALALALALALALALA!
Actually, I've never tried. So all of this is just discussion to me and nothing more.

enchilado 03-22-2010 04:07 PM
You've never tried sucking your own dick, or you've never tried masturbation?

Ridg3 03-22-2010 04:11 PM
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Masturbation is not homosexualtiy and here's why:
>plugs ears<
LALALALALALALALAIT'SNOTGAYITSFUNLALALALALALALALALA!
Actually, I've never tried. So all of this is just discussion to me and nothing more.
LIAR!!

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You've never tried sucking your own dick, or you've never tried masturbation?
I laughed because Gwen-Thwei is a girl xD

EDIT: Do any of the ladies here use electric toothbrushes?

enchilado 03-22-2010 04:13 PM
Yes. Yes, I knew that.

MA 03-22-2010 04:21 PM
i think Mrs Gwan is actually a Mr Gwan.

Wings of Fire 03-22-2010 04:50 PM
God why are all girls on the internet guys or lesbians GHOST

enchilado 03-22-2010 05:08 PM
I found some real girls on the internet, you just go to the 'live cam' page and there they are :) .

Gwan-Thwei 03-22-2010 05:29 PM
I tried masturbating once and never got any results so....
and what do you mean Ghoat, WoF?

Wings of Fire 03-22-2010 05:42 PM
I mean Strike Witch, Ghost is her name from way back when.

But now I call her Hime, because I lack a spine.

Gwan-Thwei 03-22-2010 05:58 PM
HA I just realised I spelled Ghoat.
Anyways, this picture might work, it might not. Here we go:
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Apparrently, it goes in you ass. I'm sorry, I just....really? In the shape of a keebler elf? God, can you imagine? All the little guy want is to make cookies!

Emesdee 03-22-2010 11:05 PM
He needs to find a new source of chocolate, pronto.

Pilot 03-22-2010 11:08 PM
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He needs to find a new source of chocolate, pronto.
:(

Strike Witch 03-22-2010 11:39 PM
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God why are all girls on the internet guys or lesbians GHOST
Hey, don't be hatin~

Ridg3 03-23-2010 03:05 AM
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I tried masturbating once and never got any results so....
and what do you mean Ghoat, WoF?

So when you said that...you lied to us?

AlienMagi 03-23-2010 03:39 AM
SICK, this thread is about sex toys not mastrubation


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