Splat, you sarcastic s.o.b. Why are you always so nasty to Max? What has he done to you?

He was gay.

He should get the fuck out.

The origin of Oddworld Forums #1 Spammer, Mars the Mudoken...
 

Alas, you know me.
Hate me too...
So let me sing,
a poem to you...

Oddworld has been,
a memory quite vast.
Because of my recklessness,
it has scarred my past.

But after Munch's Oddysee,
I wanted more.
And so I learned,
of adventures before.

And then news reached my ears,
of a new game from the odd.
I got it and played,
the last game of the quad.

Many years later I was bored,
with nothing to do.
When a thought crossed my mind,
of a thing I once knew.

So through my research I discovered,
of all the games I had missed.
When I learned of these things,
I would play or be pissed.

Of course nothing worked,
and I couldn't play,
the adventures of Abe,
until one fateful day.

A demo perhaps,
but I was fatigued.
I had tried everything,
and so I was intrigued.

50 tries later,
it finally works.
A piece of Abe's Oddysee!
With humor and quirks!

But my love for the series,
wasn't finished yet.
And found this nice site,
after searching the net.

So then it came to a username...well that was easy.
The name of my Odd fan-character, even though it's cheesy.

BUT NO, I simply HAVE to screw up!
Spelled the name wrong!
'e' instead of 'o'.
My spelling isn't very strong...

Yet it's become my name here,
even if I spam.
It's just like me in fact:
A screw-up, but it's who I am!





...and so my poem ends,
of my name's history.
So now you all know,
and it's no mystery.

From past to present,
it's all true.
And now this musical mud,
must bid you ado.

Isn't your name due to your illiteracy?

Or maybe his inability to keep to any kind of mode.

Your post's title is a fail, the spammer number one is MS1029 even though he's banned.

Well, #2 spammer sounds bad. What do you think of it anyway?

Your spam? Fantastic.

I thought it was asinine and trite.

Like Gundam.

I truthfully have no clue. What I do know is I really dislike it and want to change it. I just have no idea what to change it to.

fucking christ. more ban please.

(not munch's master).

Cheaters! You people are neg-repping me just because you don't like me! IF YOU'RE GOING TO CALL ME A LOSER, HAVE A REASON!!!


And without sarcasm and pregudice, jokes or humor, in all seriousness what do you think of it?

because you're a dick. i told you that already.

OH, and because you wont learn, and now we all cant be arsed.

Please don't provide the urchin with an aspiration.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO COME IN HERE AND ACCOST US WITH YOUR GODAWFUL POETRY THEN HAVE A REASON! WHY? WHY DID YOU DO IT? DID YOU THINK WE WOULD LIKE IT? FUCK, I DOUBT ANYONE EVEN READ IT.

I read it. I could critique it too.

WELL FUCKING DO IT THEN

BUT I DON'T KNOW ALL THE BIG WORDS YOU DICK

You people refuse to be serious. It annoys me.

says the cause of our annoyance.

I'm not annoying you anymore. My poetry isn't that bad you just won't forgive me for when I spammed before. You guys are laggy. Not correct.

(Edited at MA's suggestion)

I think it was a waste of your time to put so much effort into that in an effort to earn the respect of people such as OANST and Wings of Fire who are rude to you because they think it's funny, not whether you deserve it or not.
But points for trying.

And WOF, I was joking. Which I imagine Max knows.

Spam in verse is still spam.

And don't give me any beauty in the eye of the beholder shite.

What's ..at? 'm going th.... . tunn... I ca... he.. ..u.

His post was on topic, unlike the rest of you guys. Just silly.

will you stop being so self righteous with us? i visit and regularly contribute to FC, and yet just because some members do not and stick to OT you stereotype them. very short sighted.

and when you join a serious discussion here and the debate gets heated, you say we're flaming/trolling/being silly.

Come on MA, someone has to inject some reason here.

Uh, people were being rude to him, which other members have been banned for recently, in FC. Why do people get preferential treatment, just because they know how to spell?

Anyway, I wasn't generalising. I was referring to the people being rude to Mars. SO now I shouldn't tell people who are rude not to be rude because people who aren't rude might take offence?
Fine, I shall edit my previous post so it does not insult rude people in general and see if people like that better.

now who's off topic.

EDIT: you edited.
EDIT: and you edited shit into the post that will guarantee to cause hostility. well done.