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You changed it. I saw you.
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Pilot and MA posted, okay!?
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Yeah, both thems posted already.
We've already had a pedophilia minipoop, now how about a zoophilia one? |
So you use me as a copout? You're a filthy hypocrite. First you tell everyone to stop with the dirtiness and then you misconstrue what I say just for the sake of tacking on some cheap, sick insult. You make me sick, sirah.
I meant animal books, by the way. I always liked the ones with all the bizarre insects. |
Can she read?
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pretty sure she can, at 6 years of age.
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You bastard, calling his daughter illiterate.
Even so, the pictures were the most fun. Plus, it would warrant some good bonding time of parent-to-child reading, even though I'm sure you do a lot of that already. |
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What type of book would she be interested in? 10 pages? 50 pages? 200 pages?
Big pictures? Small pictures? No pictures? Animal characters? Human characters? Alien characters? |
Why not all of those?
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what is this? Parkinson? 21 Questions?
jesus, just get the kid a book if you're gonna. |
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popup of course! what is this?
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We're trying to track down her true identity.
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We'd be able to do it faster with some youtube videos.
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I found one about a talking aeroplane that goes on holiday to the South of France. Will that do?
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You should change your name to enchilada. It's cheesier.
I've had vodka. |
Enchilada sounds like a girl's name, though.
And um... what does vodka have to do with anything (except orange juice)? |
That's what I've mixed it with; it tends to take the alcoholic taste away which is why I've had a lot.
Here, buy her an enchilada for Christmas. http://digitalweddingpro.com/images/enchiladatemp.jpg |
Buy her some Roald Dahl. She'll thank you when she's older.
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Yeah I'm agreeing with what nate said.
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Me too.
I wonder if mum would mind if I drank the last of the vodka... |
Where would you get an idea to do something like that? Just find a medicine cabinet and PUKE that way you can hide it.
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I had a phase at nine years old where I would mix shampoos and other assorted stuff in the sink after my mum had gone to sleep.
I never drank it though :B |
Aw damn you should have partied with your bad self with all that.
SHAMP |
Vodka's damned good stuff, but mum's (wait for it) is used as a cleaning liquid. What a waste.
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It cleans away all the naughtiness of the things you do while intoxicated by it.
What does she clean with it? Seems expensive. |
I think it's cheap stuff we got duty-free. Still tastes good though.
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Hey, where's all the youtube?
YOU CUT, RIP AND TEAR BUT YOUR BROWNIES NEVER TURN OUT SQUARE! Get her one of those perfect brownie pans I just saw on TV. found it: |