Gordon Brown really does look like someone drew a grumpy face on their scrotum.

I don't like double negatives (I didn't see nuffin'), or the way that in comics when somebody's head falls off, they make a joke about the body not being able to see because it no eyes, but it can still always hear without ears.

SOMEBODY has been watching old Mock the Week episodes...

It's a common opinion.

People who are shitty at making plans.

Being responsible for getting people together sucks for me.

Not being able to remember something that's vital to a conversation, then remember it about three hours later when you're in bed or something.

I hate it when you say pardon after someone's told you something, but understand what they're saying when they're quarterway through repeating it.

I hate mouth-breathers. Dumb fucks.

*runs away sobbing*

What a rosy tint on mine and possibly OddjobAbe's day.

In case you haven't read my blog I hate magpies. I'm going back to where I got attacked with a cap gun and a hufuckingmungous stick.

Geeze, I can't wait 'till spring is over.

abbreviated names, WOF

Wait what? D:

You heard her.

Oh, like your name isn't abbreviated.

She did a comma, not a colon.

This implies she just hates me for no good reason.

Hugz?

She hates your name, not you =) hopefully.

Dix burned you Mat. Burned you down to the wick.

Like his name isn't Dix Anna Doo.

Because Anna does dick.

Plus, she clearly separated them. She said that she hates abbreviated names, and WoF.

After this thread, Kastere not thunk so gud no more.

I'm left handed, so I really hate when someone prepares my dinner and put's the fork on the right side and the knife on the left. Because I keep having to switch the damn things over.

That's weird- I'm right handed yet hold the fork in my left hand. I use my right hand for 90% of things. And then when it comes to feet, I'm left footed.

Strange, considering I kick with my right foot. xD

Umm.... isn't the wick what is supposed to normally burn.... and then when the wick is gone there is nothing? So wouldn't the appropriate approximation be,

"Dix burned a Mat because the wick was all gone so something had to burn."

I hate when I have to act like a care about something someone says. It's difficult for me!

Old Woman: My cat just died!
Me: Great....>.>
Old Woman: Asshole
Me: *shifty eyes*

You learn to lie sincerely about those things with age

But unfortunately sometimes it goes the other way:

Me: I was at a funeral for a distant relative I didn't really know but had to go to support my dad.
Friend: Oh, I'm so sorry for your loss! Are you okay? Do you need a hug? etc...

I hate my dorm and everyone in it... with a fucking passion...