This thread will be spammed like corrupt a wish

spammed like that damned, maggot fish

If I keep posting in this, surely in time,
I will undoubtedly be speaking in rhyme,
My parent will hate,
My siblings will cry,
But I could not be stopped,
No matter how hard I try.

Let them all go, we are all you need.
We can can find you a husband, and get you some weed.

Meech! Is that how you get boys?
I'm going to have to take away your 'toys'!

This thread is shit.
This thread is shit.

That is a joke, isn't it?

Yes, I cruelly destroyed your insult by making it rhyme.

I agree with Hobo entirely,
This thread's creator thinks direly.

hey Oddjob, what the fuck?
i'm sorry but that really does suck.

I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist
Being a twat without being pissed.

That should all be one verse, but I cannot be arsed to think of a second.

Hey, mollucks assistant's what the fuck is with your grammar
Start using capitals or I'll go smash the fuck out of you with my sledge hammer

Hey MoxCo, what the fuck is up with your grammar?
Use capitals for names, or I'll go smash the fuck out of you with my hypocrite spanner.

I was simply spelling it the *official* way he did.
Since I can't think of anything else go fuck a squid.

You should have just corrected it,
You odious little tit.

I just can't stand run on lines in rhyme
I believe it to be a stupid, boring, half arsed and unwitty waste of my hour, I mean seriously Do you know how much I want to cower with dread knowing these things need to be read by me or some other you see and now I have ruined all structure (Ka-pow!) I will swiftly end it all just in time.

You may complain that it's stupid;
But we will persist;
If you'll not join in the trend;
You can just pretend;
That this thread does not exist.