http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m...mrbungle-3.jpg
This clown would scare all those others shitless. He may not have monstrous teeth, but his eyes are terribly blank.

I kinda wanna give him a hug. He looks like he's be an uncle.

Hemadaham.
http://deadon.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/group-hug.jpg

THIS IS WHAT A WOMAN LOOKS LIKE

http://images.newcelebritypics.com/i...shoot-2042.jpg

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http://img.youtube.com/vi/MD_by4bRntY/0.jpg


Harry Enfield >> Kate beckinsale

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/...52583_9015.jpg

WE WANT A DISLIKE BUTTON!

Joe: I'll totally be there.

http://www.hollywoodmegastore.com/Im...tandup_838.jpg

I've got your finger.

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/pho...8-750-1007.jpg
He's got your Elvis.

Umm...... oh my. Is he for sale? :fuzwink: He's way more appealing than Elvis and comes pre-drunk from the looks of it. :D:D

And I love the wallpaper!

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/...600Candles.JPG

Back at'cha buddy. Why is this censored? Are those balloons on the ground?

http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/16163.gif

Seth's done better.

Family Guy's "stories" if they can be called that are better but none of the characters are a Roger.

The best of both worlds.

http://familyguycutaways.com/images/...th%20Roger.gif


That was not my submission it was just to end this MADNESS.

Now,

http://sterlingandsam.net/wp-content..._and_kodos.png

KANG AND KODOS FTW. Plus they could both kick Roger's ass.

They could kick any alien's ass.

http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12...a_625x1000.jpg

I was searching for some sources to photoshop together a picture of Roger smacking Alien on the face with a rolled up newspaper.... but in my searching this popped up instead.

WARNING: Picture contains forms of hardcore Xenolove, and naturally came up on Google image search. Way to go google.

Looks like your precious Alien is missing out on the fun! Linked to in order to protect the eyes of the wee ones. View at your OWN RISK.

Burn. Oh, and Pwn'd. Nasty even by my standards. Thank you random artist!

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/...yPTV_v2_72.jpg

Sorry to go back to Family Guy, but the FCC beat that.

Marvin looks worried.

I would be too. I mean look, that cock is as big as his torso. I wish I was him. Shaman, I'll let you be Zim after all.

http://www.walkerswarehouse.com/imag...selle_0798.jpg

More letters = better.

I won't even mention an obvious simpsons reference to a certain company buying their sign on the installment plan.

Popular magazies never fail to irritate me. "CUM C ALL THESE CELEBRITIES!!!! FASHION AND WHAT CELEBRITIES DO REALLY MATTER EVEN THO THEY HAVE NOTHIN TO DO WITH U OR UR LIFE!!!!!! READ!!!!!!!"

Anyway, you're all missing the bigger picture.
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m...scissors_2.png
Scissors cut glossy paper. It was either that or a rape joke.

You're right on Oddjob, it's a manner of pop culture social conditioning.

http://blog.rhapsody.com/rock06.jpg

Rock beats scissors.

Hulk beat rock.

http://english1.cri.cn/mmsource/imag...Lee-4079-1.jpg

Ang Lee ruins Hulk.

edit: HAR HAR LASER! Change your post now and subsequently every other post in this thread. The picture is working! =D

http://www.ece.mcgill.ca/~elotay/scream.jpg

An actual picture beats nothing

http://www.gadgetheaven.co.uk/wp-con...tal-camera.jpg
Photography beats portraits.
Yes art buffs, I know that's an impressionist painting and cannot be compared to photography.

http://www.wingscamera.com/images/canon_ae1.jpg

Old Canon 35mm Hardbody beats digital any day.

X - rays, taking photograhpy a step further