Not wanting to irritate those saddened by his death, but…
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But he was a recognizable man, ya know...Not only for his *coughs* manly facial hair and extremely loud, but perky voice, but he got the message out for the products he was pitchin'...That, and he made a reality series...*blinks* Well, a bit awkward, yes...but interesting, nonetheless...
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What you in the states call a good, friendly salesman, we in the Kingdom call a fucking irritating turd.
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Don't worry, he is thought of as the latter by many here in the states as well.
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Let me guess. Sales of OxiClean will now top the charts.
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Celebrities do not die this often and this close to each other. SOMETHING IS UP MAN
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It's the second stage of Scientology's plans.
SOON XENU WILL COME FOR US ALL |
I would like Scientology more if they threw out L. Ron Hubbard and appointed H.P. Lovecraft as their prophet.
Seriously, Apocalypse by Chthulu > Apocalypse by Xenu |
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But Billy Mays had a beard.
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HEY GUYS DONT ASK ME WHERE I HEARD IT BUT I THINK MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD
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You call that a beard? That's disgusting. That's not a beard. That's stubble. Nasty, creepy, black-person-but-on-white-flesh stubble.
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That is really disgusting. |
Moreso with the nose.
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His whole face is faux... yet completely fire retardant.
Egh. Thanks for that one MAX |
His features just don't match up.
Remind me to never try to turn into another race via cosmetic surgery. You know, if the situation warrants a reminder. |
It's strange... in retrospect that picture is something I'd have expected you to post, Anonyman.
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Nah. That particular picture has always given me the heeby-jeebies.
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Just had a thought. If there’s anyone in the world you could walk up to and declare ‘Your face!’ who would actually get upset… |
If Jacko has a waxwork, it probably looks more realistic than he did.
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Did.
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Wow I would have never thought that Launch Base Zone's theme and Bad are one and the same. Good find!
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Supposedly there's a story that Jacko was working on the entire Sonic 3 soundtrack BEFORE the first child scandal and ensuing media mania. Sega withdrew him from the credits and remixed the music a little to circumvent copyrights. In the recent re-releases of the Sonic games you may notice that ALL the gameplay scores have been replaced with new LAME ones. |
I heard those replaced tunes, and they're awful. I mean, really, they're terrible. This is why I'll never get Sonic 3 & Knuckles for the PC. They screwed up badly there.
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Holy shit, folks, get this.
There was a tent selling T-shirts at Ribfest and they had a huge shipment of Micheal Jackson 1958-2009 shirts in on Sunday. All of them obviously made hastily and the tent was owned by some filthy immigrants. |