well, it should be peoples decision if they want to adopt or have there own kids.

Fuck that, they can start producing kids when they stop throwing them away.

Oh come on, I know what he's saying you little titweasel. To be perfectly honest, even with the worlds heinous overpopulation problems, I still feel like having a child that has my genes in it.

And by my genes in it, I don't just mean my semen in it's mouth.

Yeah, sorry guys. I believe nurture holds more ground over nature, but I still would like to pass on my genes. However, if I had the means, I would adopt a child along with having my own.

i hate all children and if I had one remotely near me I would probably play cruel psychological games with the thing to entertain myself

If your being serious then you are a creep.You know you were a child at one time in your life... or were you?

I don't think we've met... I'm Havoc, I launch new born babies into concrete walls for humor and effect. Nice to meet you.

Is that before or after you rub your cock on their faces?

What do you think I am? Some sort of sicko?

Well you do fantasize about tigers, so clearly you also rub your baws on little kiddies faces.

Clearly.

It's a natural progression from tiger-fucking to child-teabagging.

Well then children across the globe can be happy I will never get to do the first one. If I do and live however...

What about a human baby, but with tiger features like fur, stripes and paws? Oh, and whiskers. Or would the mix freak you out rather than excite you?

That would be a Furry. He'd adopt the fuck out of it.

Adopt probably isn't the only thing he'd fuck out of it.

Goddamn, you ruin all attempts at humour, Dicks.

I'd fuck the adopt out of it...

Well, duh. I'm here to be annoying, not witty.

This forum is like Dave, full of witty banter.

Me too, but at least I entertain some people while I do it.

I don't like to entertain, unless it consists of me showing my nipples.

shut up.

this forum IS like Dave, as in it tends to repeat itself after a while.

What can I say? IM A WHORE

Dave is so under-rated.

Who's Dave?

A comedy channel in the U.K. It's alright, I guess. Too many panel shows though, I only watch it for the sketches.

I watch it for Top-Gear, and 8 Out Of 10 Cats.

Top Gear, fuck I forgot about that.

Speaking of Top Gear, I once had a baby but aborted it.