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Strike Witch 01-19-2009 09:16 PM

I tend to wear boxers half the time anyway. Panties are only good for skirts and masturbation.

Alcar 01-19-2009 09:18 PM

I can't pass this thread over without my opinion on 'tighty-whities'. I loose all sexual attraction to anyone wearing them - which is terrible when you're already in the bedroom getting ready to bounce bounce bounce.

They're horrible!

Alcar...

Nate 01-19-2009 09:24 PM

OMNG! Finally I find someone who agrees with me. Now, what would you prefer the other party to be wearing?
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Anyway, I tend not to bother myself with clothes too much.

You're so right. Nudity is acceptable everywhere.

Anonyman! 01-19-2009 09:32 PM

You obviously know what I mean, silly.

edit: Read last post as, I don't wear much other than jeans and t-shirts.

Pilot 01-19-2009 09:43 PM

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I can't pass this thread over without my opinion on 'tighty-whities'. I loose all sexual attraction to anyone wearing them - which is terrible when you're already in the bedroom getting ready to bounce bounce bounce.

They're horrible!

Oh god you can say that again. For me it's something about the color white.... for example, I don't have a problem with 'briefs' in general so long as they're not white. Pink, purple are cool but black is my fave if it's gotta be in the arena of briefs.

Boxer briefs are awesome, again, so long as they're not bloody white. I stock black and green myself.

Then there is, as I mentioned, the more 'exotic' for the animal at heart. I'm talking leopard print or even something like a high contrast zebra print... but not in a thong, I find things a but TOO cheesy and are a turn off. I do like those 'low riser' undies though- you know the ones that look like a guy-bikini. Those are always hot.

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You're so right. Nudity is acceptable everywhere.

Agreed. Especially in dressing rooms with fags looking over the curtain at you hoping for a little hubba hubba lollipop candy for the eyes.

Wil 01-20-2009 03:28 AM

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OMNG! Finally I find someone who agrees with me.

You relieved to find someone with just about the most standard, popular opinion there is? Nathan, I think you need to meet a wider variety of people. Mainly ones that aren’t denying themselves their true sexuality.

I have many boxer shorts, but I’m slowly replacing them with jersey shorts. Muuuuuch snugger. Much more complimentary.

Nate 01-20-2009 03:31 AM

There are a great many websites on the internet dedicated to tighty-whiteys. Very few are dedicated to everything butt.

Alcar 01-20-2009 03:49 AM

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You relieved to find someone with just about the most standard, popular opinion there is? Nathan, I think you need to meet a wider variety of people. Mainly ones that aren’t denying themselves their true sexuality.

I have many boxer shorts, but I’m slowly replacing them with jersey shorts. Muuuuuch snugger. Much more complimentary.

What are jersey shorts?

And enough with the remarks about my sexuality! :p

Alcar...

Wil 01-20-2009 04:01 AM

I tried to look up jersey shorts on Google Image, but it showed an awful lot of gym shorts, rugby shorts, jogging shorts, etc. They’re like (I’ve never actually seen them, but apparently they’re called) boxer briefs, except without the length. That makes them sound just like briefs, but they have some leg.

At first glance they look like very precisely shaped and positioned censor bars. If you can remember the poolside pictures I showed you from Thailand, they’re like the more interesting trunks that were there, but under- rather than swimwear.

Pilot 01-20-2009 04:09 AM

Oh yeah I know what you're talking about Max, girls used to wear those back in gym class with nothing else. They are like short shorts.... just take the bottom of the crotch and run a line over; that's where the legs are cut off.

Alcar 01-20-2009 04:25 AM

Oh. I'm wearing a pair of those now - I'd have just called them boxer briefs though.

Alcar...

Strike Witch 01-20-2009 04:27 AM

Dude. Bloomers.

Nate 01-20-2009 04:44 AM

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Oh. I'm wearing a pair of those now - I'd have just called them boxer briefs though.

Alcar...

Ditto and ditto. This is starting to get a little scary

Pilot 01-20-2009 08:42 AM

I'm still seeing a difference between what Max calls jockey shorts and what we have as boxer briefs. Boxer briefs, here, are regular briefs with legs on them, complete with that little quick-access dick-chute and all (what's the technical underwear term for that?)

What I'm picturing jockeys as are a slightly loose but very revealing affair more akin to a 'workout' pant.

I think there is a difference here.

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Okay, here's what I'm picturing.

Boxer-briefs:

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/...oxer-brief.jpg

Those-other-things. Bloomers as Ghost suggests? Closest thing I could find.

http://www.ironville.com/images/wome...horts-pink.jpg

OANST 01-20-2009 09:09 AM

I wear boxers only. Briefs are far too uncomfortable for my liking. Plus, skid marks. Am I right?

Pilot 01-20-2009 09:19 AM

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I wear boxers only. Briefs are far too uncomfortable for my liking. Plus, skid marks. Am I right?

Only those of us who have overly loose rectums and/or bowel problems. Change your diet and you won't have the creamysquirts.

My problem with finding a good boxerbrief is my waist size. Normally I have to go with small or child size in order to fit my waist, but then once I do that, the pouch is childsize as well and my junk falls out to one side or another down the little leggin due to the mini pouch which is very annoying. What a world!

OANST 01-20-2009 10:55 AM

My life would be unrecognizable without the creamysquirts. I'm not prepared to make changes like that.

Bullet Magnet 01-20-2009 11:21 AM

I nearly choked to death, you fucker.

Leto 01-20-2009 11:43 AM

Boxer brief +1. Is this like an owfag prerequisite?

I'm buying myself two more pairs of Cheap Mondays today, sale on 2 for $100 ($52USD, good god our dollars falling).

Pilot 01-20-2009 12:14 PM

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My life would be unrecognizable without the creamysquirts. I'm not prepared to make changes like that.

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I nearly choked to death, you fucker.

God I love you guys.

Nate 01-20-2009 02:24 PM

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Boxer brief +1. Is this like an owfag prerequisite?

I'm buying myself two more pairs of Cheap Mondays today, sale on 2 for $100 ($52USD, good god our dollars falling).

Holyshit! Are they sewn together from offcuts of the Shroud of Turin?

Strike Witch 01-20-2009 02:41 PM

*salivates*

Leto 01-20-2009 03:07 PM

we get it ur loli

Pilot 01-27-2009 11:24 PM

I could go for a lolly about now, but instead I'm occupied posting on this forum with other cyber-personalities. Plus, in this one horse town it's not as if action is just 'around the corner.'

mitsur 10-04-2009 04:44 PM

Speaking of clothes, I find it difficult to find shirts that I like now. I don't really like brand names being plastered all over, and most graphic tees are just useless graffitti. Ironically, my favorite shirt is from walmart.

Nate 10-04-2009 05:07 PM

Yeah, I'm a little over the current state of fashion. Seems like everything is very psychedelic-rainbow-flourescent-vomit these days. I think I'm going to go try and find some plain single-colour t-shirts for a bit.

used:) 10-04-2009 05:30 PM

Same here. I switched to primarily plain colors and patterns a while ago. Still, I occassionally get shirts with designs that tickle my fancy.

AlexFili 10-04-2009 11:29 PM

Perhaps we should do a "what do you wear?" thread. I wear a T-shirt and tracksuit bottoms most of the time, however for nights out (which are rare) I wear my nice black leather jacket and jeans :)

Nate 10-04-2009 11:50 PM

"What do you wear" tends to be included within this thread, as commentary and criticism often ensues after pictures are shared.

Is that the correct usage of 'ensues'? Can you even say 'ensues after', or is the after implied?

Wil 10-05-2009 02:02 AM

Bollocks. I'm moving some posts to the clothing thread.