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Double-muscled whippet pwns you all.
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That man is not an animal! *objects*
Wait, people are animals anyways....:/ http://fc80.deviantart.com/fs26/f/20...by_kama030.jpg I LOL |
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What the fuck is that, a spindley vagina?
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It is the mouth of a hagfish, Class Myxini, the only craniates (animals with a skull) that do not also have a vertebrate column (a backbone). They lack jaws, and as you can see they have a pair of horizontally moving structures equipped with tooth-like projections made from keratin. When placed in a bucket of water and distressed, they can convert it into slime in seconds. I didn't quite believe it until I saw it for myself.
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Kitty.  Other Kitty.  KOOOOMOOOONDOOOOOR    |
Hairless dog.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...oated_half.JPG Hairless kitty. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...%28Suki%29.jpg |
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Who here can honestly say they would not want one of these as a pet?
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http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...eheroncopy.jpg
http://media.canada.com/cc23bf58-d0a...5c/dolphin.jpg A dolphin's genitalia is muscular (Or versatile or something. Some adjective.) enough to grab you by the foot and pull you under water. Both genders. |
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It looks like a cross between a cat and an owl to me. Alcar... |
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I thought it was possible that I was going to die this morning due to a spider. I got out of the shower and toweled off. While I was putting the towel back on the rack I noticed a small black spider on my arm. I looked more closely and realized that it was dead. It occurred to me that it was probably in the towel and got crushed as I was vigorously rubbing my naked body (every story needs sex, right?). As I looked more closely I saw that it was a very shiny black, had a bulbous abdomen, and had colorful spots on it. I then started thinking, "This is a Black Widow", and "Would I have noticed if it had bitten me while I was drying off?". So, I inspected more closely and found that the spots were more of a brown than a red, and seeing as I couldn't find any marks that would be consistent with a bite I decided I was okay. For a moment, though....I was worried.
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I had a similar experience in Australia, age nine. Jellyfish sting. I've never been so terrified.
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You're lucky it wasn't a box jellyfish. You're also lucky you've never met a blue-ringed octopus.
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Spider is good for you. Spider eats mosquitos \o/
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I can't believe I never noticed this thread before. =/
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/2269/aptopixcg6.jpg I'm sorry to say i've never been to Australia, so I never got to wrestle with a blue-ringed octopus. I did, however, see a shaved llama, and it resulted in many lulz. |