Is this a confession?

Nope, an address to Mutual Friend, who seems obsessed with his sex life.

By making a spamilicious post relevant?!

Don't read like I'm the one obsessed. Hur-hur-hur.

Besides, I was calling you gay.

RELEVANT: I wonder who are the couple of trannies are. Any guesses? I guess Pat.

I despise transexuality, and am one of the "Asexual/Celibate" folks.

Why do you feel you are asexual, Pat? Or is celibacy an actual life choice?

Celibacy is indeed a choice. I don't want to have sex, I don't need it, and I won't have it in my career. It's a useless, disgusting process that is unnecessary due to overpopulation.

Speaking of which, was it exposing the fact there are two long term trolls that are openly allowed and tolerated that made folks hate me?

No, that wasn't it at all. People just hate you for what you are, in your black heart. Stop talking about people hating you, you poser.

Anyway, your celibacy schtick reads as proper silly stuff.

What am I? What makes me reprehensible?

Jezus H fucking christ! Can't you just die?!

Wow, I've heard of Bush Derangement Syndrome, but PV Derangement Syndrome?

MF RELEVANCE: I was one, and since no one has owned up to the other one, you could be quite right.

Quoted again for truth.

(I'M SORRY RICH I LUV U)

Back on topic away from bitter folk and trolls; Any folks who have changed sexuality?

I saw before you edited that, little sneakfish.

Just thought I'd reply with this, as to you it's still relevant.

QFT!!

Just because I find Mutual Friend's somewhat in your face attitude towards his sexuality silly (and I would find it equally silly had someone been going YOU HATE STRAIGHTS BECAUSE YOU DISAGREE WITH ME! I AM STRAIGHT! I WATCH PROGRAMS ABOUT HOW HETEROSEXUAL SCREWING CHANGED THE WORLD! HET HET HET HET!) doesn't mean I'm gay. And even if I was, I don't see how that's at all relevant to criticizing folks who feel obligated to push their sex lives on folk. That's like claiming I'm a closet black because I criticise a guy who goes "BLACK POWER BLACK PRIDE YOU HATE BLACKS BLACKNESS CHANGED THE WORLD ALLELUIA".

While we're on the topic of images;
http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/188.JPG/
This is also dictated to any wailing boneheads screaming "SHUT UP YOU RIGHT WING FAGGOT PICTO INSULTER JEW!"

*sigh*

Next offtopic post gets a warning.
Next post blasting PV for being an irritating little twerp gets a warning.
Next post criticising MF for anything gets a warning.

OkaY?

Sure. Truce is fine by me.

How can despise a whole sexuality, that's generalisation to the extremes.

Of course, he's just trying to be provocative as such a view-point makes precious little sense. I'm guessing that by 'despise' he's referring to the fact he thinks of it as mental illness. Which is quite a silly thing to say, since if you want to go down that route you might as well start saying left-handed people are a bunch of mentlers, or those who love their pets more than people.

So, given that you do, Pat, see it as a mental illness, what's to despise? Surely pity and compassion would be nearer the mark?

And it ISN'T a sexuality.

Ultimate Truth! ^

Much amusement!

On-topic: I am straight as a die, although I often am the subject of gay jokes. Dunno why it happens, but it doesn't bother me.
Off-topic: I think by saying he despises transexuality, he means he finds the idea/viewpoint of it disturbing to him. And I don't see what's wrong with that, since last I checked we were allowed to have likes and dislikes.
Also, does someone's political affiliation (Or religious affliation, to be fair about the Islam comments) make them a scumbag who deserves to die now? That's just a bit generalizing as well, isn't it?

Nah, he doesn't deserve to die in my opinion, but his Hitler-esque views on groups of people he dislikes are hate warranting to say the least.

I finally figured it out. I'm completely strait. I'm so secure in my sexuality that I have no problem f*cking guys.

I find it weird though if anyone chose Asexual. Last time I checked no human could reproduce by having sex with them self. I mean you can masturbate all you want but I doubt you will produce a living child.

Patrick I know you love the lord and all but surely you should give sex a go once or twice before deciding to never have it.

Edit: Oh yeah just remembered. Havoc are you going to give us a link to the full picture of your avatar or what?

I think that’s the point. I agree with Pat that there are far too many people as it is, but remaining childless really needn’t necessitate asexuality. Nevertheless, I have multiple asexual friends, and respect that entirely.

You're missing the point. Remaining childless is not asexuality. Asexuality is having a complete disinterest in sex and/or romantic relationships. It's a properly diagnosed psychological condition and is more common than you'd think.

Uhm... no?

Guess that means I won't be sharing that Tiger/Demon thing I told you about awhile ago. I just found that stuff. :P

I really wouldn't want to know where his avatar came from anyway. Probably Fchan.

Damn, Havoc rules the forums! lol, he's cool...