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Splat 05-28-2007 03:44 AM

There are no conspiracies. All conspiracy theorists are stupid.
Stop your investigations immediately. There is no 'truth'. It is not 'out there'.
Return to your homes and places of business.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

mitsur 05-28-2007 09:37 AM

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There are no conspiracies. All conspiracy theorists are stupid.
Stop your investigations immediately. There is no 'truth'. It is not 'out there'.
Return to your homes and places of business.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Hey, why're you holding up that there pen? And why's it all glowin'-like?

*FLASH*

OANST 05-28-2007 10:58 AM

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ban all mods and make OANST and hobo titles that say "warning do not feed" then make them gods of the trolls

How is it that all these people who I have never interacted with have an opinion of me? Weird, I guess I'm doing something right.

Also, either the definition of troll has changed since I've been here or you're just stupid. I vote stupid.

There. Now we've had an interaction. Hate away.

used:) 05-28-2007 11:37 AM

I would lock out everyone I hate and then have a nice, big image of Tub Girl or Goatsy greet them whenever they try to log on.

I would also use my powers as Lord Admin to make Oanst, Hobo, and any other over-exagerrated "troll" icon moderators.

Yes, I would bring death to life, chaos to order. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! :rolleyes:

Patrick Vykkers 05-28-2007 04:37 PM

Of course Cthulhu is real! That's as self evident as the FSM and the nonexistance of Allah. And YHVH wearing a pink bath robe.

Nate 05-28-2007 08:02 PM

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...then have a nice, big image of Tub Girl or Goatsy greet them whenever they try to log on.

Surely that's why we have a WDYLL thread and Peter?

Patrick Vykkers 05-28-2007 08:24 PM

Every time I look at that thread, I feel a little less ugly.

Anywho, this is kinda veering off topic. Maybe we could run a contest for Admin for a Day?

Alcar 05-28-2007 08:51 PM

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Surely that's why we have a WDYLL thread and Peter?

Ha ha.

If I were an Admin, I'd ban your ass, nate.

Alcar...

Strike Witch 05-29-2007 12:47 AM

But..you...is...wha.....


ow.


(Burial Grounds)

mitsur 05-29-2007 03:42 PM

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But..you...is...wha.....


ow.


(Burial Grounds)

My God, he dosen't give up.

The Give Ghost Burial Grounds Movement (GiGoBiMo) has now begun.

Alcar, I demand Ghost recieves control of Burial Grounds.

Patrick Vykkers 05-29-2007 03:48 PM

I reported him for spamming. In any case, what would he do there?

mitsur 05-29-2007 03:55 PM

Oh, come on PV. Don't be a total jerkoff in every topic.

It's all in good fun.

Cullen Heath 05-29-2007 04:24 PM

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Ha ha.

If I were an Admin, I'd ban your ass, nate.

Alcar...

Owned.

So yeah, admins, admins.

Nemo 05-29-2007 05:19 PM

I'd kill everyone on board the boat and place evidence that showed that Mitsur did it.

mitsur 05-29-2007 06:26 PM

That's another reason to make you a villian in Untold 3, Nemo.

And yes, this is an excuse post to say that my new CT is my porn name.

"Officer Feelgood reporting for duty" in a sexy voice shall be my tagline.

Strike Witch 05-30-2007 12:40 AM

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I reported him for spamming. In any case, what would he do there?

EVERYTHING.

So do I get a free anything for spamhammering?


*gives Patrick a "Give Ghost Burial Grounds" Bumper Sticker*

Splat 05-30-2007 06:17 AM

Aynone remember that scene from the Simpsons where Homer dances around the Land of Chocolate?
Images of Ghost dancing girlishly round Necrum Burial Grounds. Oh yes!

(Just so we're on topic) if I was Admin-for-a-day I'd want a catapult, a pony and a dalek. Vote Splat for world leader!

Wil 05-30-2007 06:34 AM

If I were an admin, part of my grammar drive would involve banning anyone who abuses the subjunctive mood.

Nate 05-30-2007 07:25 PM

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So do I get a free anything for spamhammering?

You get a hearty laugh and an eye-roll at the reported post emails filling up my inbox.

Strike Witch 05-30-2007 11:49 PM

Oh, yay. My favourite kind of laugh.




(Burial Grounds)

Splat 06-01-2007 08:26 AM

Spread the message! GiGoBiMo! Embrace the oblivion that is total forum chaos!

i was all for Bikini-for-Havoc, but this...?

Patrick Vykkers 06-01-2007 04:16 PM

Why doesn't Ghost add (Burial Grounds) to his sig?

Strike Witch 06-01-2007 04:30 PM

I did, Mormon. Er, Moron.

Er, friend.


I'll shut up now.

Wil 06-01-2007 04:37 PM

If I were an admin, I’d decide now was the time to close this thread, or least encourage people to let it die a reduced‐spam death.

But this thread is great. I can state my opinions as conditionals.

Strike Witch 06-01-2007 09:08 PM

Spam Death?

How on earth do you Spam something to death?



(Burial Grounds)

Wil 06-02-2007 05:44 PM

Um, by spamming it until all its life has been taken away.

/me is feeling a tad frustrated by all this responding to reversed/invisible logic.

Strike Witch 06-02-2007 07:02 PM

what reversed/invisible logic? How doth that work?


(Burial Grounds)

Patrick Vykkers 06-02-2007 07:29 PM

Stop posting (Burial Grounds) when it's already in your sig.

Strike Witch 06-02-2007 11:02 PM

First you tell me to stop posting it if it isn't in my sig, then you say why isn't it my sig, then I put it in my bloody sig and then you say stop posting it if its in my sig!


Sig.



(Burial Grounds!)

Salamander 06-02-2007 11:30 PM

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I would explore the area which is only permitted to those of high status.
I would ban everyone who has joined in the year 2007, considering they are all pricks, and I would ban everyone who, for the life of them, can't have some decent grammar.

I never really liked Cullen, this post nearly changed my mind.