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Just me deviating. Nothing to worry about. |
cullenheath: Was it exciting to you?
It’s a quote that sounded funny when taken out of context, so I invoked the almighty power of Ctrl+C to take it out of its context. |
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Nasally inserted wake-up kittens
Captain Morgan is a sweet-natured kitten, who has only one failing.He waits until you're asleep, then climbs onto your bed, and tries to insert himself into your nose. It never works, a hefty kitten being much larger than the interior of a nostril, but he keeps trying until you open up an eye and pick him up and drop him onto the floor. And then he bounces back onto the bed and tries to stick his head into one of your nostrils again. So you sweep him unceremoniously onto the floor, and bury your face in your pillow; and he sneaks back onto the bed and waits patiently while you go back to sleep and roll over, or just come up for air, and all of a sudden there's a small brown cat patiently trying to push its head into your nose. Sooner or later he'll wake you up enough that you'll get up, carry him into the hall, and shut the door firmly, with him on the other side of it, and go back to sleep for the rest of the night. I commented on this peculiar habit to my assistant Lorraine today, in the casual way you do when you don't want someone to think you've gone mad. "Er, Captain Morgan the kitten keeps trying to push his way into my nose while I'm asleep," I told her. She looked relieved. "Yes, he does that to me as well," she said. "I think it's because he probably wasn't weaned properly." It's possible, I suppose, although I thought that misweaning just meant they sucked and chewed on things, not that they had grandiose fantasies about being nasally insertable, small wet muzzle first. Sometimes I worry that one night I won't wake up, and he'll succeed in his bizarre quest, and in the morning there'll be nothing but the tip of a kitten-tail sticking out of one nostril to tell me he was ever here at all. Well, I found it entertaining. |
Cool. it's just that a lot of people get annoyed when others send advertisements about their forums, and well...yeah.
A copied text from a post on another forum in the "introduce yourself" section. |
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Rainbow Squirt Pledge of Purpose:
To promote niceness. To make the world prettier. To share candy with everyone. To Obfuscate the True Nature of the Milkman. To protect the Milkman at all costs. To eliminate all who threaten to reveal his Secret Objective. |
QuickSFV
Yes yes yes... |
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Can't remember why I copied that. |
* I'd prefer to come on to you.
> We were discussing you, not me. * No, We're discussing me inside you. > We were discussing you, not me. * I'm god. > Did you come to me because you are god? * I came to you because I'm erected. > How long have you been erected? * Ever since I saw you. > We were discussing you, not me. Screwing around with ELIZA. It cheered me up a bit. |
Post Haste! be not preoccupied with perplexing puzzles of our planet!
For Pity is Protagonist to none. But who am I? I am a Polite, partial to plenty, but punitive to none. I am a Paramour to all, and but yet, to none. I push to perceive perpetual piety, but have been Paid posy to the puzzling perplexity of the pistillate psyche. I possess passion for a personage of pronounced pulchritude, but it has been made perceptible that she may not present parallel predilection in return. which presses my perception on life. I possess a pash for producing motion pictures, and penning parodies of people, places, and property. My Prized possessions play a prominent portrayal in my life and predominate my practice. I would be plain and pointless without my pals, principally the more promiscuous people whom I pal up with. I percieve that it is powerfully painful to pursue the parallels for plainly popular words, So permit me to pad that it is positively pleasing and peachy to have you read this page and that you possess permission to call me Phill... (starts with a "f" sound, I know) Put it on my...Myspace...cuz I was hella bored |
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
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Yeah! We counted to 3000!!! WOOT!
Um. yeah. count game on another site. heh heh heh... |
objectifying
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Sorry for takin' your element Master Of twilight. I didn't know it was yours.
[b]Dragon: Name of Dragon: Sapphire Ryu Dragon type: (unknown) Scale Color:Sapphire (or just a really deep blue) Belly Color: silver, but almost white Eye Color: Purple Bio: The Dragon almost always friendly, but is timid around those it doesn't know. Sometimes, if aggravated Eye type: Cat slit Horns: A horn on either side of the head. Back "spikes" Wings: Big enough to lift him Claws: Short, sharp and strong, so it hardly breaks. Armor: Black Details: Do what you like. Just make it look cool. Age:Drawing Stage Rider: Name: Jack Age: 27 Class: None. Personal style.... Weapon: Katanas, swords and knives. Can summon all of them at will, normally uses a katana. Dragon's name: Proton Cinetik Bio: Nothing really important.....Incredibly talented and all that. Appearance: a kind of description of a character for another forum. |
Wooty.NARNN
Ah, save file name I had for a flash name. Pay it no mind. |
0486606376
This was an incredibly important ISBN number for a forum game somewhere, but a relative newbie beat me to it. |
*Searches ISBN*
Whips, Golf balls and Leather - 1001 ways to get off on household items. You read stuff like this? :p |
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Oh I get it. This is somehow evil and disturbed in your eyes... because the horse has a schlong twice the size of yours!
I see how it is. Three guesses as to what that discussion is about :p |
C:\DOCUME~1\********\LOCALS~1\Temp\ec2a_appcompat.txt
Ah, it was from an error I got from a game. |
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/****/********.jpg
A photo link i was sending to a friend |
At the moment:
" Abe's Oddysee - " I was trying to rename all my music files that had anything to do with AO. So I just Cut and Pasted. |
From an interesting conversation:
****** says: have you ever seen that movie alice in wonderland? (me) says: yeah, i found it contradicting and disturbing |
What about Moon-Hitler? [link]
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