OOC? That doesn't really fit outside RPG threads, as OOC stands for out-of-character. :p By the way, I don't think Moderators can actually make new rules, either, rules are the admins' (Alcar and Abe Babe) responsibility I believe.

Here's a (probably dumb) very long joke, you may or may not get it, but here goes anyway:

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

“Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a
timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following
agreement: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "The Lawyer,"
and the party of the second part, also known as "The Light Bulb," do hereby
and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part
(Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of
failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e., the lighting,
elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front
(north) door, through the entry way, terminating at an area just inside the
primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any
spill-over illumination being at the option of the party of the second part
(Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the
parties. The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be
limited to, the following steps:
The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation at his
option, by means of a chair, step stool, ladder or any other means of
elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the
party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counter-clockwise direction, said
direction being non-negotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of
the second part (Light Bulb) shall be undertaken by the party of the first
part (Lawyer) with every possible caution by the party of the first part
(Lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second
part (Light Bulb), notwithstanding the aforementioned failure of the party
of the second part (Light Bulb) to perform the aforementioned customary and
agreed upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties
stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part (Light
Bulb) may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform and in such
case the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall be held blameless for such
structural failure insofar as this agreement is concerned so long as the
non-negotiable directional codicil (counter-clockwise) is observed by the
party of the first part (Lawyer) throughout.
Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb)
becomes separated from the party of the third part ("Receptacle"), the party
of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party
of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable
state, local and federal statutes.
Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part
(Lawyer) shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the
fourth part ("New Light Bulb"). This installation shall occur in a manner
consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in step one of this
self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in
a clockwise direction, said direction also being non-negotiable.
NOTE: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party
of the first part (Lawyer), by said party of the first part (Lawyer), by his
heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him to do so, the
objective being to produce a level of illumination in the immediate vicinity
of the aforementioned front (north) door consistent with maximization of
ingress and revenue for the party of the fifth part.”

*claps* God damn, Gretin. If you wrote that, I tip my hat to you. If not, well, good gag anyways. XD

Well, I did type it, but not from memory. I can memorize some things, but a) That would be pretty hard to memorize, and b) Why on earth would I want to memorize that huge piece of garbage? ;)
I can't remember where I got it from, I just had it on paper which was printed some time ago...

to much to read don't like long jokes.

Person #1: If went camping a woke up with grease on your butt would you tell anyone?

Person #2: No

Person #1: Wanna go camping?

You don't actually need to read the whole joke, it's just a stab at lawyers:p. If you still don't get it, don't worry. ;)

Gretin, just say it like it is.

That's because you're an idiot.

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Do you mean,
'Person #1: If you went camping and woke up with grease on your butt, would you tell anyone?

Person #2: No.

Person #1: Do you want to go camping?'

If so, it's amusing. :p

what is that about

'What is that about?'

Dense little boy.

Is that a joke or is he serious?

Essentially, to give a spoiler free synopsis, it recounts a conversation between two men as they discuss going camping.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, USE PUNCTUATION!!!! HOW HARD IS IT TO TYPE A QUESTION MARK!?!?!?

Oh, yeah, and you're stupid.

Maybe you should PM Jacob, i am sure he could explain it to you. :D ;)

:D Now that's funny.

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Pay attention stingbee, this is humor!

Yes! Do this now! ;)

You'll understand when you're older.Yeah, sorry about the missing word, you got it right.

Too stupid to forgive. Don't like retards.

short and quick:

A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender asks, "Hey, horse, why the long face?"
Horse says, "I'm not a horse, I'm John Kerry!"


:|

pebbles goes into bed when fred and willma are naked,she sees freds thingy asks what it is,fred says it's his rock,and she asks willma what her vagina is,willma says it's her rock grinder,oh I get it pebbles says,a rock goes into a rock grinder and pebbles come out.

I've got a good joke:

Dino, plenty to talk about, registered Feb 2005, posts: 305. 3.65 posts per day.

stingbee, not much to talk about, registered Mar 2005, posts: 501. 12.8 posts per day.

Rich, plenty to talk about (nowadays), registered Apr 2001, posts: 1,206. 0.81 posts per day.

I like mine better. It should serve as a constant reminder to stingbee. He has over a third of my total posts in a month. And I've been here for 4 years.

There's a lot of words I don't use so often in this joke, so some things might be wrong.

A young man comes into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a condom. He thinks it's a bit embarassing and feels he wants to explain his purchase to the man behind the counter.
"My girlfriend has finally invited me over to dinner and I'm sure that if everything goes well I'll spend the night with her." Before he pays he changes his mind and asks for another one.
"My girlfriends sister flirts with me sometimes, I'm sure that she likes me, maybe I'll get lucky twice!" he explains. He takes out his wallet but pays for three condoms while he explains to the pharmacist.
"My girlfriends mother is pretty young and good-looking, I think she likes me and I might have a chance with her TOO."
The night comes and everyone are gathered by the dinnertable, saying grace. After the short prayer everyone takes up their cutlery, except the young guy who continues praying. After some long minutes the girlfriend pushes him and says
"I didn't know you're religious."
The guy answers "I didn't know your dad is a pharmacist..."

Lol that one wasn't too bad,I've got some good ones but i'm not sure where they are at the moment so ill post em later on.

Did you hear about that text message God sent saddin bin laden back in christmas (time of Tsunami) he wrote:

Beat that you iraqui bastard! LOL

L. M. A. O. :laugh:

Double LOL...

Nice stingbee impression.

Okay, so this baby seal walks into a club...

XD!! When My sister was a youngin, we got her a seal doll. And I suggested the name 'Clubby'. She only really figured out what it meant... :p We should've called it 'Skinner'.

Ah, seal humor. :D

As of October 2002 this has been the worlds funniest joke...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Thats nothing special though is it?
Never trust the international joke society...