"I hate scrumptious godcakes." After ranting for four hours on the subject Jesus stepped in and...
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kicked his sorry...
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...sister. His sister had shot the sherriff and was feeling pretty bad about. Two days later....
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Every one started talking old english in which the world got into a furry frenzy then sir...
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The government heard this, they made him into...
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....a discreet conifer tree. Two years later the government visited the tree and...
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IT ATE THEM ALL. after the people figured out that they didn't have a government anymore, they...
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vomited banana juice on their slacks and kicked all dogs named maverick. The shoeshiners association of America then filed a complaint with their totem pole and asked it to....
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Dance around in circle and create a funky halo. So the people got teleported and found themselfs in...
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God's colon. As they discovered what roses really smelled like they...
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vomited hydrochloric acid everywhere and began
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....snorting crushed red peppers. After all their bodies were cleared away some guy named smell came and....
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danced the Irish jig backwards
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until all the buildings fell down and started crying. All of their weeping caused a massive flood that....
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Washed the hole of the Laundry up, and the laundry blew up, causing...
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the Oddworld Forums to go offline, due to this all the members grabbed knifes, put them close to their necks and...
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...did the chicken dance. Then they got a bunch of babies and...
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started mopping the floor with their dirty nappies. The Babies thought this was not very hyjenic (sp?) and turned into big mean Hulks, they then...
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overdosed on Ibuprofen and slaughtered the nation of...
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Cube land. They felt happy then sung the great hit "Safety Dance".
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before having a picnic of
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Carpets cuz carpent munchers is a term for...
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People who fell off the 387th floor of...
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that cow with the fangs who had recntly been sent on a secret mission by...
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0056!
007's younger brother who... |
was a really gay guy and he loved the...
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gay porn site which was hosted by
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freehostedwebsitesthatcomewithlotsoffreethingsandafreeguidetohtml.com and then he met an old man on an internet chatroom, and went to see him, but the old man went to the shops and then he died as he was shot by a grenade gun and then he fell off a cliff, to be eaten by a giagantic...
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one eared know-it-all, one of the most dangerous things know to...
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