Am I a whore for describing someone as cute, or for checking their ages first?

i didn't know whores could demand clarification of their assigned role.

Of course they can. I mean, when I hire multiple whores, I'm more than happy to answer any questions they might have. If they're not sure about their assigned roles, the whole thing turns in to a massive clusterfuck.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE


and as long as i'm here, here's a photo of me from when i got a haircut
http://25.media.tumblr.com/a991433c1...6rwo1_1280.jpg
It's a little scragglier now, but I don't look like a 12 year old girl for once so it's all good

No, now you look like a 14 year old girl.

Whatever gender, i'm still a hot piece of ass~

That's the spirit

Whatever helps you sleep at night I suppose.

This could be problematic.

http://i1270.photobucket.com/albums/...psaccb9c83.png

I was going to say something quite sarcastic, but then I remembered that you have a boyfriend and I don't. Clearly you've got something going for you.

Oh god, Corp.

Now I kind of want to go to Corp.

Nate, sometimes the things you post make me so sad.

Awww. That's sweet.

If it makes you feel better, I'm not actually looking for a boyfriend at the moment. I just don't think it's worth the effort when I'm probably/hopefully going to be on the other side of the planet in six months time.

Yeah, that actually makes it considerably better. I wish you luck when you do start looking again, regardless of whether or not you end up on the other side of the damn planet. :p

fkfdsf

god it shocks me every time i remember you used to live in sheffield

you should come visit and i'll buy you a blue pint!

I must be really old, because I don't know what a blue pint is.

they're like the signature drink of corp, three shots of vodka topped of with blue wkd all for the lovely price of £2. buuuuut this is not the time for such discussions~

Times surely have changed. In my day it was just vodka coke, then vodka red bull, then they brought out quad vods and we were all a lot worse off but temporarily happier.

My friends go there. They say it's disgusting. They still go there though and have a good time haha

Nate, where are you planning on being in 6 months time?

That's exactly it. Never wear anything to Corp that you plan to wear again. Reusing the same Corp clothes is permission, and in fact recommended.

I told you that you can't move in with me. Having one member of Oddworld Forums stay with me was quite enough, thank you.

I'm still wearing your shirt.

I was under the impression that you don't wear shirts, cam whore.

But I'm better in bed than MF ever was.

I don't want to know how you know that.

he has a chart.

I know people who know people.

Admittedly, none of those people have slept with me to enable comparison. I'm making a few assumptions here.

a pie chart titled Sexual Endurance.

Or a Venn Diagram made to look like testicles