Joe is going to dick slap all of you.

Why? I liked the first movie.

I despised the comic, but the movie was good.

i watched Jaws for the millionth time. the collectors edition, whatever the fuck that means. i love it, great atmosphere, and it's fucking funny too.



although this scene isn't actually in my super collectors edition so WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Wtf, the jetpack was easily one of the best bits. Ridiculousness overdrive, that's what that whole climax was about I think. And it worked.

You liked Kick Ass, but hated Scott Pilgrim?

I didn't really have an opinion on Kick Ass. It kind of bored me.

I might have been half-drunk when I saw Kick-Ass, also I read the comic first so I probably liked it better because it wasn't the comic. Also Chloe Grace Moretz.

If it makes you feel better, I'll go read the Scott Pilgrim comic and despise it. I'll even include a paragraph rant on how offended I am it's always put in the manga section of my local bookstore. Just for you.

Yes. Get on that.

I wouldn't really say that. Most of the film seemed to be about introducing superheroes as this bizarre underworld beneath everyday society, entirely limited to what a freak with a penchant for violence could actually achieve. The concession to something as totally implausible as a jetpack really broke one of the driving themes of the movie.

"Ridiculousness overdrive" would work in plenty of superhero movies, but not one that goes to great lengths to make everything as mundane and human as possible.

Your argument would work except Hit Girl

Atheism pls go

Saw The Hobbit. Here's all you need to know: The dwarves have a Benny Hill style chase scene with the dragon for about forty minutes which culminates in (and I'm not kidding here) the dwarves building a 100 story dwarf statue out of molten gold that they tricked the dragon into getting close to so that they could drown him in it. You then have angry, solid gold dragon who, even though the dwarves ARE RIGHT FUCKING THERE WHERE HE CAN EAT OR BREATHE FIRE ON THEM, decides that it would be more painful for them if he flies to lake town to kill a bunch of people that they hardly know.

This movie was three hours of stupid.

I don't remember THAT from the book.

Tolkien was pressured by the gold industry to remove it, as they feared it would cause people to view gold plating animals in a negative light.

So what you're saying is Peter Jackson has legitimately ruined my cherished childhood classic?

Fuck that guy.

Buddy, he didn't ruin your cherished childhood classic. He mouth raped it, while beating its face with a hammer until the only way you could recognize it is by reading its name tag. Every part that was actually in the book was sped through so quickly, it becomes painfully clear that Jackson only likes the parts that he added.

Actually, it sounds painful on both sides.

That's the only way he can get off now.

He has to be careful not to get his *dick* off

It's especially hard to do since he can't really see what he's doing around all the folds of fat that are suffocating the child he's raping.

By the way, the kid must be dressed as a hobbit. Fucking hobbit is what really turns him on, apparently

I thought that was too obvious to mention.

Hey now OANST that’s totally uncalled for.

Peter Jackson’s lost a lot of weight, he ain’t got folds of fat any more.

Flaps of loose skin, then.

Well, now that I'm disgusted, let's close this thread.

New thread is here.