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It has other game-modes like podracing and fights and adventures and a 3D version of Rampage with a Rancor, but yes.

And it has this.

You should put this in WDYLL as well.

You're not supposed to post photos of other people.

EDIT: Oh, and Peter Molydeux had a games jam where people created games based on random tweets from fans.

http://whatwouldmolydeux.com/archive.php

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Hey Nate, what are you doing playtesting B.U.T.T.O.N.?

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http://brutallyunfairtactics.com/about.html

I have never worn a Hawaiian shirt in my life!

Also, this:

I thought this was really cool.

How else are you going to test bullet-proof glass?

I fucking love Johnny Utah's animation.

(I’m a cashier at a newly opened gas station. It is the first of its chain in the area. As such, many of the customers are asking questions about the store. Since we’re new, I’m trying my best to be extra friendly and helpful to everyone. An old woman approaches me with several items. She looks rather concerned.)

Customer: “So…are you a gas station or a grocery store?”

Me: “Both, ma’am. We’re all about convenience.”

Customer: “And what sorts of customers come here?”

Me: “Well, we’ve just opened, ma’am, so its hard to say at this point.”

Customer: “I don’t want to shop at a store for God-hating homosexuals.”

Me: “Come again?”

Customer: “You heard me!”

(I do my best to maintain a neutral stance and begin scanning her items as quickly as possible.)

Me: “Ma’am, by policy we can’t turn away customers.”

(She gives me a strange look and her eyes widen.)

Customer: “You’re one of them aren’t you!?”

Me: “Pardon?”

Customer: “You’re a f*****!”

Me: “I’m not, actually, but it is my job to serve any customer that comes to my register.”

Customer: “I will never come here again! May God have mercy on your sinful soul!”

(I stand there for a few moments absolutely dumbstruck. Meanwhile, two older gentlemen in matching lavender shirts come up to my register and drop a $50 bill in my tip jar while only purchasing a single gallon of milk. One of them grins and looks me in the eye.)

Older gentleman: “Doesn’t matter if you’re on ‘our team’ or not. We’re coming here every day from now on.”

Cute

It probably didn't actually happen, but it's possible.

I read that the other day. I got to it from this:

(I was working in warranties for a large computer manufacturer, mostly with businesses but a few individuals came through on the line here and there.)

Me: “Thank you for calling ***. How can I help you?”

Customer: “My computer don’t work.”

Me: “I’m sorry to hear that, sir. Can I get the serial number off of your CPU?”

Customer: “My what?”

Me: “The computer tower.”

Customer: “Huh?”

(I’ll spare you the agony, but I went on for about 3 more minutes trying to describe the CPU and getting nowhere.)

Me: “I’m sorry, I don’t seem to be expressing myself well today. Can you describe to me all the computer parts on your desk? I’ll tell you which one the number I need is on.”

Customer: “It’s just a keyboard and a screen, like any other computer.”

Me: “Oh, you have a laptop!”

Customer: “A what?”

Me: “A little computer you can take with you. The keyboard and screen fold together with a hinge in the middle, right?”

Customer: “No, I don’t! I don’t know what is wrong with you computer people today. First the sales guy tries to sell me a bunch of sh*t I don’t need in this big box package and now you don’t even know what a computer is! Brand new today and it don’t even work.”

Me: “So… you just bought a keyboard and a monitor?”

Customer: “What’d I need all the rest uh’ that shit in the box for? This was way cheaper! I ain’t stupid!”

Me: “…”

I've also heard audio of a guy complaining to Sainsbury's customer service that he bought a frozen pizza and it has no topping whatsoever. It goes on for four minutes, then he realises he was looking at the wrong side.

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This is so funny.

Classic video, Dopefish has made me laugh so many times.

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PS TRIPUL

Not this fucking kid again.

goddamn i love proper 'pencil & paper' animation. just a shame they never seem to be that long. Paperfuck.

and here's some other shit i found on Newgrounds:

KONY2012
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I enjoyed this game. Played it to the very end.

i love it. takes me back to my Amiga gaming days.

Meanwhile, in China...

Brown trousers rail. Check out how much they bounce about on the track!

I tried out the "new voices" option for Silent Hill 2 HD and dear god, this basically sums it up.

So... you like it or not?

I like the video but the new voice-acting is horrible.

I watched http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GKts...eature=related and it didn't sound that bad

It is really bad compared to the originals in my opinion. But yeah, this is going off-topic.

It's Bits 'n' Pieces. This conversation qualifies as a Bit and/or Piece.

I would never call the original voice acting of Silent Hill 2 good.

I mean, it's not like it detracted from the game at any point because the cutscenes were so good but by God James is wooden as all hell.

The original was bitten off by a giant walrus.

I read the title and it seems on-topic

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my cock is wooden.

very few folks can claim to have a knot in their dick

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very few folks can claim to have a knot in their dick

We need to have you erase that comment before the doctor returns to start a new zoophilia thread.