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JennyGenesis 07-18-2011 04:33 PM

Hate that song, am I the only one who feels it became popular because of it's name? So that young kids into pop music have an excuse to say sex without getting bitched at?

I believe this is a new thing to discuss in this thread now ;)

Only ever listened to Doro when having sex, can't think of anything else appropiate for the moment that I listen to, apart from Destruction, maybe...

My ex would plug his Ipod into some speakers and just put it on shuffle but it mainly consisted of songs not for my taste plus I was concentrating on something else so I really cannot remember what songs played, apart from a song by Epica and Boney M - Belfast which as odd as this sounds was fun to song along to at the same time...

STM 07-18-2011 05:16 PM

Obviously, The Bad Touch is on the list of things to listen too while having sex. Heh. And afterwards:


JennyGenesis 07-19-2011 02:47 AM

They should have had that song in The 40 Year Old Virgin

Or have it suddenly play in the background just as you cum.

Havoc 07-19-2011 03:49 PM

The chances for a threesome are slowly rising for me. Friday my GF is going to see a movie with a female date, after which we're going out for drinks, possibly straight to her house.

Very exciting.

JennyGenesis 07-19-2011 03:51 PM

Lucky for some

All my threesome plans go wrong :(

Almost did it once, we were all up for it, until the other two saw each other...

Speaking of which, one of my sexual fantasies involves a threesome, but with certain people, it will never happen, hence why it's a fantasy :p

Alcar 07-20-2011 05:15 AM

My last threesome was awesome. Here's hoping, Havoc.

Alcar...

Havoc 07-20-2011 02:32 PM

There is now talk (between the girls, I'm not supposed to know this yet :tard:) of getting a 3-person hotel room. Fuck yeah.

JennyGenesis 07-20-2011 03:05 PM

How do you know?

If you are not supposed to know?

Havoc 07-20-2011 03:07 PM

Cuz my GF is secretly telling me what they are discussing :p

JennyGenesis 07-20-2011 03:08 PM

Oh, I thought that the pair of them were discussing it in private, had no idea one of them was telling you things.

STM 07-20-2011 03:33 PM

If that's your thing then good luck sir!

JennyGenesis 07-20-2011 04:53 PM

I think it's lots of peoples thing,

You make Havoc sound like he's part of a minority.

Bullet Magnet 07-20-2011 04:56 PM

This sort of thing can end up changing relationships, even if you all go in eagerly and willing.

Just saying.

Emesdee 07-20-2011 08:57 PM

If it's a serious and deep relationship, sure. But if it's a typical young relationship without much meaning, might as well go for it. Something like that is basically as rare as great relationship. Best to do it young when mistakes are expected, instead of looking back and thinking you missed out.

Havoc 07-21-2011 02:28 AM

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This sort of thing can end up changing relationships, even if you all go in eagerly and willing.

Just saying.

The girl in question and us still have to meet each other, which will happen tommorow. Originally this girl was just for my GF, since she wanted to try a girl on girl experience. I had no problem with this, open relationship and all but even in a closed relationship, what guy is going to object his GF messing with another girl just for fun? ;)

Anyway, after they did some chatting it turns out that I had this girl on MSN for months, even before my GF and me met each other. So that was a funny surprise. After that we all got to talking and slowly the idea for a threesome apparently slipped in between the girls.

But as good as it's going, for all we know we won't like each other one bit tommorow and the entire thing gets called off, who knows. As for changing relationships. Of course it will change a relationship, but that doesn't automatically mean it will change it for the worst.

JennyGenesis 07-21-2011 02:32 AM

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The girl in question and us still have to meet each other, which will happen tommorow.But as good as it's going, for all we know we won't like each other one bit tommorow and the entire thing gets called off, who knows.

Yeah thats where my threesome got canceled last time, when the other two actually saw each other and then they didn't want to do it :( Though I think it was just a matter of looks and not personality.

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/3...escakwcxsw.jpg

STM 07-21-2011 05:07 AM

Took me ages to work out that picture.

Havoc 07-21-2011 08:47 AM

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Took me ages to work out that picture.

http://swamplot.com/wp-content/uploa...rgin-alert.jpg

STM 07-21-2011 01:21 PM

Just because I haven't had sex doesn't mean internet hasn't popped that image up before now. Just y'know, not with stick figures....

T-nex 07-21-2011 02:47 PM

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This sort of thing can end up changing relationships, even if you all go in eagerly and willing.

Just saying.

This is true. Gossip Girl taught me this.

Gwan-Thwei 07-21-2011 06:41 PM

Wait, so it's you and two girls...
how do you expect to fuck them at the same time? I can't figure it out.

YEAH YEAH call me a noob if you want, but I'm still relativley innocent with this shit.

Wings of Fire 07-21-2011 06:43 PM

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Wait, so it's you and two girls...
how do you expect to fuck them at the same time? I can't figure it out.

A man has:

One penis

One tongue

Two sets of three fingers

Two women have:

Two mouths

Two vaginas

Two asses

There's a lot of combinations here.

Dixanadu 07-21-2011 10:27 PM

What about four nipples?

Jordan 07-22-2011 12:23 AM

Between them, women have 10 boobies.

Mr. Bungle 07-22-2011 12:46 AM

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What about four nipples?

Good luck getting anything in there. I mean, sure, you could use 'em for arousal, but not much more than that when talking about sex.

Then again, I suppose that's all that matters.

Dixanadu 07-22-2011 02:31 AM

you dissin foreplay

T-nex 07-22-2011 02:40 AM

Post moved from from another thread.

I have a lack of desire for physical sex.... I suppose thats not really asexual though.

But being fully asexual does seem kinda sad, as it seems they miss out on a lot.
But then again, to such a person sex doesn't matter, so I don't think they miss out on anything.

JennyGenesis 07-22-2011 02:42 AM

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I have a lack of desire for physical sex.....

Isn't all sex physical? I don't understand what you mean.

Dixanadu 07-22-2011 02:42 AM

Well...devoid, for use of a better word.

T-nex 07-22-2011 02:42 AM

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A man has:

One penis

One tongue

Two sets of three fingers

Two women have:

Two mouths

Two vaginas

Two asses

There's a lot of combinations here.

Wh... Guys don't have two penises?? :(