Did he just say; ‘they fuck like lightning’?

Fun thing to do with sex and lightning: Pretend you are part of the conception of the Anti-Christ.

I wonder how many people won't get that without typing 88 MPH into google/Wikipedia.

I'm assuming it's a BTTF reference.

DON'T RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE GOD MAN

DONT SHOUT AT ME
YOU ALWAYS SHOUT AT ME
I WANT A DIVORCE

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And no, that wasn't necessary.

39 Seconds in: Green Claptrap?
Anyway, Battletech is pretty much as dumb as it gets. Dumb dumb dumb dumb.

What about Cadillacs and Dinosaurs?

No, you don't understand, Battletech is unstoppably dumb. Cadillacs and Dinosaurs actually sounds rad, but Battletech is literally just the big dick of dumb.

Took me 2 reads to get that :p

Yeah, the robot designs do absolutely nothing for me.

I'm seeing this.

It doesn't look any good.

But I loved the first movie when I was younger.

That is fucking awesome. But the memories have gone very stale since the last one.

Is this cute enough for you?
 

AWWWWWWW

i fucking love birds. noisy little bastards.

but our bird WON'T SING. SHE JUST SITS THERE, SCREAMING. NOT EVEN SQUAWKING. FUCKING SCREAMING AT US.

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There is no conflict in the mind of a cat.

Haha

Dubble post. Whatever, this is Shits n' Pieces.

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