A: Cry. Then maybe hide under the bed, then getting my butt stuck between the floor and the frame, letting them find me with my legs kicking comically as I try to free myself.

Q: Why are you hiding under the bed?

A: cause I saw the dust bunnies
Q: Who eats grass?

A:the worlds biggest worm

Q:Is that me in the corner?

A:No its your clone

Q:why are machines getting smaller

A: Because they are too expensive to build them big

Q: Why are some computers so slow?

A: ‘cause they were dropped on their heads when they where a babies.

Q: Is F.E.A.R (the game) really that scary?

A: Eh, I've seen scarier.

Q: How many muffins have you stolen?

A: So many, it's now a felony in five countries.
Q: Why are teh forums filled with "grenade" topics?

Because we ran out of "mine-feilds".



If Slurp were to randomly race over to wherever you may live and destroy your school, how would your pet feel?

Overjoyed, as he would never have to go again.

Why is Liferien so hard to level?

Because a level 47 white mage needs at least 4,900,456,2311 exp. to level up... And because she has red eyes.


Why am I feeling the sensation of being picked up into the air?

'Cause bad gas causes halucination.

Why did I just say that?

Because you have bad gas.

Why is the paperclip dude in Microsoft Office so annoying?

A: Because that's his job. To be annoying and generally not-helpful. Although if you bend him enough times, he snaps and kills all the other Microsoft Office help things.

Q: Is gas genetic?

Yes, I know this. I know because it is so. There will be no questioning my ultimate knowledge of all things.

So, what would YOU be willing to do for a 5-week-old pizza? :hungry:

A: Fart.

Q: What do your farts smell like?

Bacon and eggs.
Are you obsessed with flatulence just now?

A: No. It's genetic. :p (And AO kinda supports that theory, actually...)

Q: Thunderbird or Mustang?

Thunderbirds are gooooo!

Why are the keys on my keyboard all broken so that I have to delete a few letters everytime I type something? (it's f*ckin' annoyin')

A: Might want to check the connection to the CPU- pull the plug and see if there's any prongs missing or loose. Otherwise, try prying off some of the more troublesome keys and seeing if you can't identify the problem from there. It might also be damaged from food or liquid getting inside. In that case, your only other option is to get a new keyboard.

Or maybe it just hates you.

Q: Anyone have a baseball bat?

yes, i do. *brandishes baseball bat* stay back darnit!

Why does arxryl think i have a lvl 47 white mage when i have a lvl 41 cleric?

(well..he might never have played maple.....)

Because your special.
Where am I, what am I doing here?!

A: You're in a hospital, sir. Now if you'll follow these men in the white jackets, they'll give you a special one of your own and show you to your room...

Q: A possessed slig walks into a room full of BigBros. How long does he live?

Depends on whether he likes poker or not. And, of course if he has a gun.
There is a skull on my desk, who's it belong to?

A:Bob

Q: Am i good at this game or what?

Skill is in the eye of the beholder.
Why do you remind me of OANST?

A: Because I'm sarcastic?

Q: Do you enjoy explosions?

Aww, HELL yeah.
Why are there loads of stickers all over my computer monitor?

Yes, that's why I get every Bomberman game.

Is the world coming to an end?

It's quite possible. If you're Christian, it'll be Armageddon- if you're Aethist, it'll be the sun exploding. Either way, you lose.

Why do I love to suck jelly through straws?