A grainy video stream of a poorly-lit vagina?

It was well lit and the camera was of reasonable quality, don't you ruin this for me!

You're going to hell.

It's been tossed about earlier on I think.

Fuck off Non-Atheiest!

It's been established that 99% of OWF members are going to hell anyway.
Just change the name to OddworldForums.ouchthatburns.net and we'll be good xD

I'll be okay, I have a Bible and a Gospel next to my bed and some Rosary Beads, screw you guys.

What did the bible say about sex before marriage?

Naughty boy! :p

What did the Bible say about slavery? The Bible has been rewritten, morphed, and edited numerously. And besides, I haven't had physical sex...I'm not naughtyyyyy.

I don't know, I've never taken time to read the thing nor do I have interest to.

Well basically, there's a possibility it says slavery is okay...according to Southerners anywho.

Does anybody else here find vampires sexy?

erm.....



Hey STM how big were her tits?

Yup, me too. I definitely last longer than the romance requires.

In fact, I'm yet to actually have someone else get me off. I mean, they've helped along the way but the... erm... final moments were always self-assisted.

Not specifically, but I like the taste of blood.

I don't recall myself ever prematurely ejaculating. What do people think of humour/laughter during sex? Would you rather it be completely sexy serious time, or would you welcome funny things to happen?

You should go the porno set route and invest in one of these:

You have no idea how fun it was searching through Google images for this.

Me too. I've never. Sometimes I wish I could. As for laughter, for sure.

Alcar...

WOAH! How much do one of those cost? Meh it don't matter, we don't have the room for it anyway :p

Kills the mood for me, it's happened a couple of times, though the last time it happened even though it was seriously off putting at the time is something funny now I look back on it. I was working away at it when suddenly the lube bottle just randomly makes this "farting" noise.

I'm a bit weird when it comes to that, mostly when I'm with someone they get me off but sometimes it either doesen't feel as good compared to when I do it myself or it does feel better but I do prefer it when someone does it for me.

Haha, pretty big.

Vampires have the potential to be sexy, though the second it became "cool" to try and sexualize vampires, they lost their appeal. Moreover, they aren't sexy by extension of being vampires, but by being so dark and mysterious. There's also the forbidden fruit angle that lends to their attraction; you want to be with them because you can't. Of course, vampires are fictional, so you really can't be with one.

The vampires' attributes vary depending on who's writing about them, but it's pretty consistent in that they have no bodily warmth. I can't imagine that's very sexy, unless you're a necrophiliac.

That isn't sex, so it doesn't count.

Besides, it was you touching yourself.

Someone's gelly!

Hahaha, it's funny you say that. I found the farting incredibly amusing.

Humour doesn't kill it for me, as long as I'm enjoying myself I don't give a shit.

STM, don't you know wanking makes your eyes fall out?

I got this from a reliable conservative source.

How many billions of men should be blind then Dix, answer me that!

Bad men.

Dirty whores.

My attraction to them is based entirely on their looks, not the mystery surrounding them.

Vampires wear capes and sleep in coffins. They also have Italian accents and are charismatic.

They don't glow in the sun or go into bouts of angst. Nor are they even remotely attracted to humans.

You're attracted to pale people who wear period clothes, then. Not vampires.

But the hair and teeth!

Victorian times sure were tough

Interview With The Vampire.

I'll say no more since I seem to be loosing this battle.

The biggest bastardization of vampires happened between Anne Rice and the vampire book that immediately preceeded her.

Urgh Anne Rice.

Featuring Brad Pitt, in white make-up and period attire.
What separates Brad Pitt from any other goth douche who dresses like that? The darkness and mystery of his character.

Now, if you're actually turned on by the notion of having your blood-drained by said pale mysterious fellow - then yes - you are attracted to vampires.

Also, I'm with WoF on Anne Rice, but since we're not discussing the story itself I'm not going to go into how much she sucks.

He just looked so damn hot though!

What seperates him is his looks though, it's like you would find some girls more attractive than others.

Ugh, nevermind, I give up

But do you prefer Brad Pitt As Vampire or Brad Pitt As Brad Pitt In 1994?

What do you think...

Well, my point was that all the things you said you liked - his looks and his hair (though, I admit, not his teeth) - are all Brad Pitt As Brad Pitt In 1994. Nothing to do with being a vamp.

I like this ok. Nobody understands me :crying:
http://www.carter-stephenson.co.uk/louis/louis8.jpg