Definitely your own fault.

Really? I was under the impression everyone thinks you're a joke.

I would wear fake glasses, but I'd consider it unethical on the grounds that I'd basically be feigning a disability.

All the hipsters do it! You should just conform!

Woah, girl, I'd like, never conform to anything. Conformity is like, so not cool right now.

Anyone want to see me express my individuality by wearing a t-shirt of a band that doesn't actually exist?

Does pretending to be slower than I really am count as feigning a disability?

I don't want to be a hipster...

I hope it doesn't because pretending to be slow is basically all I do at work.

Well, that and pretending to be angry.

How are your helicopter injuries healing?

You must be a lovely colleague! :D

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My crazy looking dog and I.

He doesn't look so crazy to me.

If you saw his eyes look up at you as if you were on the damned ceiling, you'd think so. lol

He ain't as cute as mine :p

Regardless of your dog's cuteness factor, mine is better. lol

@StrangerEastwood: You're dog is too mellow to be crazy!

I promise I'm not stoned!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...i/DSCF4735.jpg

However, I do have no shame and am not afraid to hide any ridiculous photos of me.

Your wrong :p

Look at her cuteness!

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/212...2011at1400.jpg

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2854/...2011at1402.jpg

@Jordan, what about videos?

@Wil Videos of what exactly? Me being a muppet?

Anyway, hi! How are you?

I got my braces off today!

I was about to say "You're cuter than the dog." Then I remembered that you're not a girl. And that I'm not gay.

Seriously, both of those things actually happened.

Is that a compliment for Jenny or an insult to the dog?

@Jordan I was imagining any video of you dancing that might exist somewhere, possibly with public viewability.

awwwww

Actually, that is a possibility, there was someone in my family videoing some people on the dance floor, he may or may not have recorded me. I don't intend to find out. Is the GameCity Nights dancing video not enough for you!?

Oh, it's enough for me, but it hasn't been shared on here yet.

Jordan, you two are adorable.:)
And Jenny, I must respectfully disagree.:p

NO! NEVER! Don't.

I wanna see.

Why not? I thought you had no shame.

I do have shame for things like that. I was in a position where I couldn't fully become shameless, but had to dance around like a tard to please the man with the app.

You need a break from this place.

But... you wanted to play with it.