A: I honestly don't want to know.
Q: Are you secretly a terrorist? |
A: no, but i'm not to sure about laser.
Q: why do i feel like crap this mornin? |
A:because you found ut that mourning is crap
Q:Am i strange because i think weirdly flavored condoms are funny? |
A: not if youve seen a certain comic involving 'Grocones'
Q: THEY COME IN FLAVOURS!?!?!?! |
A: Flavours, colours, et cetera. Personally, I'd never dream of touching one.
Q: Who is Phil? |
A: A friend of mine from school.
Q: Are you a voyeur? |
Only if you ain't.
Shake shake shake your tail feather? |
Oo la la!
Were you ever chased by your shadow once? |
A: Yeah! i hadta fight it too, twas annoying.
Q: Dance? |
A: Dance dance Giant manager dance.
(Don't ask. You won't get it even if I explain it to you :p.) Q: Are the dolphins planning some sort of invasion? |
A: *starts humming "Farewell (And Thanks For All The Fish)"*
Q: Homestar or Strongbad? |
A:TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
Q: Welcome to Cheese Charlies! ____ _____? |
A: Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.
Q: We are the champions of.... |
A:The UEFA cup
Q:If a gooseberry didn't have hairs would you think it was a grape? |
A: No, I'd think it had a shave.
Q: What is the circumference of a pixel? |
A: 4
Q: why did Jordan boi want to play tales of symphonia in his boxers when he could of played Rock? |
Apparently, people in the locker room like to hide radios while they change, so they can A: listen to music, without the teacher finding who did it or B: get a totally ticked off gym teacher. *Gun is being held to Slaveless's head in case he says anything naughty.*
Q: Phew, that was a close one, don't you agree? |
Yea, that huge chainsaw just missed you!
There's someone standing behind me, isn't there? |
A: uh huh, its my I.T. TEACHER! D:
Q: why did my I.T. teacher let me look at this site during his lesson? |
A: Because he's secretly making a list of things you've done wrong so he can prevent you from graduating.
Q: Abraham Lincoln and a beaver get into a fight. Who wins? |
Lincoln. He has a hatchet...that kills.
When are we going to see the wizard? |
A: As soon as you start down the yelow brick road.
Q: Do I have a sleeping disorder? |
I don't know, it's not like I know you...
I only see a blue road. WTF? |
A:Stop playing Counter stirke
Q:what happens if alf doesn't Rise? |
This. We're in the time period of "Non-Rise."
Am I the only one who knows when the time period "Alf Rises" is? |
A: No. Unfortunately, the TOS does not permit me to reveal it.
Q: Why is Jordan Boi obsessed with discussing his fashion choices? |
Because none of us have anything better to do than listen.
Why do people hate chain youtube comments? |
OmG pASte tHIs iN 10 tHreAdz iN 10 MInz oR UR MoM wILL dIe tOmORRoW!!!!!!!1111232@31! ....that's why.
Where's Boris? |
A: In ur fridge.
Q: Craig Ferguson or David Letterman. |
Get in the fridge.
watcha gonna do when they come for you? |