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STM 09-06-2011 03:13 PM

Well hey I literally just logged back on to the previously stated website, I joined the chat she was on and pretty much as soon as I joined it, she left to another one...I dunno if it was just an accident or if she's avoiding me for some reason but hell if she is that just makes life easier.

EDIT: Oh wait no, she's talking to me...here goes.

OddjobAbe 09-06-2011 03:16 PM

God will cast you into the fiery pit for these extramarital intimacies.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 03:21 PM

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EDIT: Oh wait no, she's talking to me...here goes.

Keep us updated I'm finding this interesting.

Sekto Springs 09-06-2011 03:22 PM

1 hour away from this thread and it has a whole new page. You guys are fucking pervs.

STM 09-06-2011 03:24 PM

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Keep us updated I'm finding this interesting.

Glad my mishap can provide you with some good digest. She's away atm back in a few minutes. I'm not too sure what to say really. We'll see.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 03:25 PM

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Glad my mishap can provide you with some good digest.


Mishap?

Nothing has gone wrong yet.

STM 09-06-2011 03:42 PM

Welp I had to leave her a message because she went afk for ages, hopefully that's that, I'm tired and I'm going to bed, let's hope this doesn't bite me in the arse.

MeechCrunchies 09-06-2011 07:20 PM

If it doesn't, she probably will.
Sounds like a bad situation...

Wings of Fire 09-06-2011 09:42 PM

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Well it is an Odd world after all with plenty of Odd people.

Actually I was ridiculing you.

MeechCrunchies 09-06-2011 10:22 PM

And I wasn't specifically talking to you,
that was meant to be a reply to the poster before it,
but your post slid in before mine did.


Anyway, guess what kiddos?
It's time for some more awkward sexual teenage stories!
So apparently, since I've started having sex more often,
my hormones have gone tits up.
My face is turning into ground zero for zits... :fuzemb: :dead:

Jordan 09-07-2011 12:53 AM

Skype sex is nothing compared to the real thing. Mwuahaha.

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 02:22 AM

At least Skype is free, even if your in a relationship you still gota pay for sex!

It's damn anoying!

The worst part being that in my relationship I'm always the one who has to pay for condoms, lube ETC...

STM 09-07-2011 02:37 AM

Well I logged on to skype and kongregate today no messages or anything. I don't know why but I felt almost ill today, which is really weird, like sort of anxiety and I don't feel like doing anything, maybe camming is just not for me...

Nate 09-07-2011 03:12 AM

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The worst part being that in my relationship I'm always the one who has to pay for condoms, lube ETC...

What the hell? Why doesn't he chip in if he uses them too?

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 03:48 AM

I'll be perfectly honest and I say that I don't know why.

I'll tell him next time we need some supplies but at the same time I don't want to sound like an asshole.

STM 09-07-2011 04:08 AM

It's not being an arsehole, surely it's just splitting the costs so that you can both enjoy yourselves. I mean it doesn't seem fair on you to have to pay for everything.

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 04:49 AM

I usually buy the things we need online with money I can't withdraw from an ATM, still though it's money I could be spending on really cheap games which I tend to do a lot.

Nate 09-07-2011 05:27 AM

For a second there I thought you were referring to your sex life as a cheap game...

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 05:34 AM

I'm just really tight with my money and sex is just something I hate having to invest into.

MeechCrunchies 09-07-2011 08:53 AM

Well then lay it down for him,
"No more sex until we start splitting the bill."
May seem harsh but it's a viable option.

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 08:56 AM

I wouldn't be able to go through with it, 5 minutes later I'll be wanting it.

MeechCrunchies 09-07-2011 09:00 AM

You could try that perseverance method with a rubber band?
It would probably be worth it in the long run for your wallet. ♥

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 09:06 AM

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You could try that perseverance method with a rubber band?

What?

MeechCrunchies 09-07-2011 09:18 AM

Wear a rubber band on your wrist and snap it when your willpower is fading.
It's the only thing I can think to advise right now.

Manco 09-07-2011 09:39 AM

Doesn’t have to be the wrist.

STM 09-07-2011 10:25 AM

Eww. Oddhunter you gross man. You gross.

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 12:08 PM

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Wear a rubber band on your wrist and snap it when your willpower is fading.
It's the only thing I can think to advise right now.

That's silly, whats the point in that?

The only willpower I'm aware of right now is the curency in Driver SF.

Dixanadu 09-07-2011 01:14 PM

SHUT UP I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SECKS

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 01:16 PM

Ok, go ahead.

Dixanadu 09-07-2011 01:20 PM

I had hoped someone would throw a topic out there that hasn't been discussed.

STM 09-07-2011 01:22 PM

OWF has run out of sex. What a surprise...SHUT 'ER DOWN BOYS!

Dixanadu 09-07-2011 01:25 PM

There's always something.

I know.

Premature ejaculation; STM's barricade to good sex.

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 01:30 PM

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Premature ejaculation

Ok, seeing as we need something to discuss, I'll be perfectly honest even though I know in the back of my head I'm goona regret saying this but...

It almost happened to me friday night :/

Dixanadu 09-07-2011 01:42 PM

It happened to me the third time I did it.

Ridg3 09-07-2011 01:50 PM

It happens constantly to me.

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 01:51 PM

I once got complained at for having the "opposite"

Dixanadu 09-07-2011 01:53 PM

I hate lasting for long periods. I don't have the athletic ability to perform for hours.

Laser 09-07-2011 02:11 PM

Friend of mine had a 69er with a girl he met not 2 hours ago at a friends house...in the middle of the living room and didn't ejaculate prematurely or at all.

Boys a champ!

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 02:24 PM

I could easily do that, probably because that being at a friends house in their living room, I'd probably be unable to get into the mood properly in fear that somebody will walk in, it's happened to me a couple of times, the worst thing ever!

STM 09-07-2011 02:32 PM

Haha, if you count skype sex, I lasted longer than her both times. So shut up Dixanadu. YOU DON'T KNOW ME MAAAN. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE SEEN!