Well hey I literally just logged back on to the previously stated website, I joined the chat she was on and pretty much as soon as I joined it, she left to another one...I dunno if it was just an accident or if she's avoiding me for some reason but hell if she is that just makes life easier.
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God will cast you into the fiery pit for these extramarital intimacies.
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1 hour away from this thread and it has a whole new page. You guys are fucking pervs.
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Mishap? Nothing has gone wrong yet. |
Welp I had to leave her a message because she went afk for ages, hopefully that's that, I'm tired and I'm going to bed, let's hope this doesn't bite me in the arse.
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If it doesn't, she probably will.
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And I wasn't specifically talking to you,
that was meant to be a reply to the poster before it, but your post slid in before mine did. Anyway, guess what kiddos? It's time for some more awkward sexual teenage stories! So apparently, since I've started having sex more often, my hormones have gone tits up. My face is turning into ground zero for zits... :fuzemb: :dead: |
Skype sex is nothing compared to the real thing. Mwuahaha.
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At least Skype is free, even if your in a relationship you still gota pay for sex!
It's damn anoying! The worst part being that in my relationship I'm always the one who has to pay for condoms, lube ETC... |
Well I logged on to skype and kongregate today no messages or anything. I don't know why but I felt almost ill today, which is really weird, like sort of anxiety and I don't feel like doing anything, maybe camming is just not for me...
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I'll be perfectly honest and I say that I don't know why.
I'll tell him next time we need some supplies but at the same time I don't want to sound like an asshole. |
It's not being an arsehole, surely it's just splitting the costs so that you can both enjoy yourselves. I mean it doesn't seem fair on you to have to pay for everything.
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I usually buy the things we need online with money I can't withdraw from an ATM, still though it's money I could be spending on really cheap games which I tend to do a lot.
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For a second there I thought you were referring to your sex life as a cheap game...
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I'm just really tight with my money and sex is just something I hate having to invest into.
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Well then lay it down for him,
"No more sex until we start splitting the bill." May seem harsh but it's a viable option. |
I wouldn't be able to go through with it, 5 minutes later I'll be wanting it.
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You could try that perseverance method with a rubber band?
It would probably be worth it in the long run for your wallet. ♥ |
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Wear a rubber band on your wrist and snap it when your willpower is fading.
It's the only thing I can think to advise right now. |
Doesn’t have to be the wrist.
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Eww. Oddhunter you gross man. You gross.
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The only willpower I'm aware of right now is the curency in Driver SF. |
SHUT UP I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SECKS
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Ok, go ahead.
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I had hoped someone would throw a topic out there that hasn't been discussed.
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OWF has run out of sex. What a surprise...SHUT 'ER DOWN BOYS!
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There's always something.
I know. Premature ejaculation; STM's barricade to good sex. |
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It almost happened to me friday night :/ |
It happened to me the third time I did it.
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It happens constantly to me.
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I once got complained at for having the "opposite"
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I hate lasting for long periods. I don't have the athletic ability to perform for hours.
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Friend of mine had a 69er with a girl he met not 2 hours ago at a friends house...in the middle of the living room and didn't ejaculate prematurely or at all.
Boys a champ! |
I could easily do that, probably because that being at a friends house in their living room, I'd probably be unable to get into the mood properly in fear that somebody will walk in, it's happened to me a couple of times, the worst thing ever!
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Haha, if you count skype sex, I lasted longer than her both times. So shut up Dixanadu. YOU DON'T KNOW ME MAAAN. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE SEEN!
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