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I dismiss that claim.
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I'm kinda thinking of the whole 'crinkly dessicated whore' look.
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When I first seen her, she was napping in a seated position with her mouth wide open.
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Do I need to write anything else? xD |
*sighs oh so deeply* been there posted that.
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This shall be entertaining.
I shall get the expensive champagne. |
Sex is awesome.
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Unless your asexual!
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Oooh shit...Who remembers that asexual dude who was a member for ages until he left because OANST and some others trolled him to death?
What was his name? Patrick something? |
Patrick Vykkers? I don't remember him being asexual. I can remember many things about him, unfortunately, but not asexuality.
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Someone's gotta find it, this seems like an archive of lol worthy trollage.
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Maybe Oddworld just inspires a little.... 'difference' in us all.
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Well it is an Odd world after all with plenty of Odd people.
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The idea of 'Odd' is purely from perspective.
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I beleve another name for an asexual is "Nun"
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I just had skype sex ^_^ welp, that's a big step forward for me, let's get the champagne out bitches, I'm in a good mood right now.
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Was the drag queen on the other end impressed with your performance?
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Gah, it doesn't feel so good now the novelty has warn off, I just want it all to gooo awayy.
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Sowwy :<
I gave you pos rep for it though :D |
Fine I'll let it slide.
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Skype sex? What is this I don't even
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Skype is a phone/webcam service. Seems pretty obvious.
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What's so fun about that when you can't touch?
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It's live porn and you don't have to pay for it. Next best thing when the real deal isn't available.
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Was this a two-way thing STM, or could you only see her or vice versa?
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Two way, we both had cams so yer...she wants to see me tomorrow.
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Destroy her.
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I'm a little worried, she put <3 and love you at the end when I logged off just now...what does that equate to? XD
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That she thinks of you as a potential boyfriend and doing the deed with her will seal the deal for her. You might want to take some distance and judge the situation before you muff dive in and end up in a big stinking pile of female emotions.
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Yeh I'm a bit worried now, I don't want a long distance relationship with someone I will never meet it just sounds a bit lame. But I don't want her to feel offended. Gah, curse my dashing good looks.
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Take my advice and don't do it again unless you want a relationship, I slept with somebody once and a day later they were asking me for a relationship, completly took me by surprise and I had to explain that I never intended to have a relationship with them, I never went back again incase he tried to bring up in person and these days all he ever does is ask if I'm still with my boyfriend and doesen't want to know anything else. He can't seem to understand that I don't want a relationship with him!
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Thanks for the advice, I'll tell her tomorrow that I'm not interested in a relationship, hopefully she takes it well, I dunno she seems okay. As always, you guys have been the source of a lot of help. Lol I don't intend to do that again, less than and hour after and I feel horrible.
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Feel horrible for the Skype sex?
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I dunno, I just feel bad that she thought it might amount to something, also I met her on the gaming website Kong, the account for it is shared with my little brother. XD If she takes it badly she could fuck things up a bit.
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I didn't feel bad telling that guy that I never wanted to be with him because he was anoying me anyway :)
But if it was someone else that I liked as a friend and wasen't bugging me at the time, then yeah I would feel bad but they need to know. |