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Pilot 08-20-2011 10:01 AM

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It had to be desperation because the woman he was banging had a face like E.T's ballbag.

Ah yes, the combination of sweat and cigarette smoke.

Dixanadu 08-20-2011 10:06 AM

I dismiss that claim.

Pilot 08-20-2011 10:34 AM

I'm kinda thinking of the whole 'crinkly dessicated whore' look.

Dixanadu 08-20-2011 11:01 AM

When I first seen her, she was napping in a seated position with her mouth wide open.

Her facial expression made me want to stab her throat with a sharp piece of glass.

MeechCrunchies 09-04-2011 06:27 AM



Do I need to write anything else? xD

STM 09-04-2011 07:02 AM

*sighs oh so deeply* been there posted that.

Dixanadu 09-04-2011 07:28 AM

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Do I need to write anything else? xD

No.

Laser 09-04-2011 12:23 PM

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Do I need to write anything else? xD

Yes. I want to read every last detail of the best 15 seconds of your life. EVERY. DETAIL:pipe:

Dixanadu 09-04-2011 02:20 PM

This shall be entertaining.

I shall get the expensive champagne.

Jordan 09-06-2011 12:57 AM

Sex is awesome.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 02:08 AM

Unless your asexual!

Laser 09-06-2011 02:16 AM

Oooh shit...Who remembers that asexual dude who was a member for ages until he left because OANST and some others trolled him to death?

What was his name? Patrick something?

Nate 09-06-2011 03:12 AM

Patrick Vykkers? I don't remember him being asexual. I can remember many things about him, unfortunately, but not asexuality.

MeechCrunchies 09-06-2011 06:00 AM

Someone's gotta find it, this seems like an archive of lol worthy trollage.

Laser 09-06-2011 08:36 AM

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Patrick Vykkers? I don't remember him being asexual. I can remember many things about him, unfortunately, but not asexuality.

I swear he was asexual, it was the cherry on the right winged crazy person. If not then who was it or was it even on this board (seems likely as, outside of crazy forums like 4chan, this place seems to be a haven for people with...'interesting' sexualalities)

T-nex 09-06-2011 09:00 AM

Maybe Oddworld just inspires a little.... 'difference' in us all.

Wings of Fire 09-06-2011 10:00 AM

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Someone's gotta find it, this seems like an archive of lol worthy trollage.

Because asexuality is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really funny.

Hahaha.

MeechCrunchies 09-06-2011 10:18 AM

Well it is an Odd world after all with plenty of Odd people.

Dixanadu 09-06-2011 10:21 AM

The idea of 'Odd' is purely from perspective.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 11:18 AM

I beleve another name for an asexual is "Nun"

STM 09-06-2011 12:49 PM

I just had skype sex ^_^ welp, that's a big step forward for me, let's get the champagne out bitches, I'm in a good mood right now.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 01:16 PM

Was the drag queen on the other end impressed with your performance?

STM 09-06-2011 01:17 PM

Gah, it doesn't feel so good now the novelty has warn off, I just want it all to gooo awayy.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 01:20 PM

Sowwy :<

I gave you pos rep for it though :D

STM 09-06-2011 01:33 PM

Fine I'll let it slide.

Dixanadu 09-06-2011 01:46 PM

Skype sex? What is this I don't even

Sekto Springs 09-06-2011 01:52 PM

Skype is a phone/webcam service. Seems pretty obvious.

Dixanadu 09-06-2011 01:54 PM

What's so fun about that when you can't touch?

Havoc 09-06-2011 01:56 PM

It's live porn and you don't have to pay for it. Next best thing when the real deal isn't available.

Dixanadu 09-06-2011 02:00 PM

Was this a two-way thing STM, or could you only see her or vice versa?

STM 09-06-2011 02:09 PM

Two way, we both had cams so yer...she wants to see me tomorrow.

Dixanadu 09-06-2011 02:10 PM

Destroy her.

STM 09-06-2011 02:17 PM

I'm a little worried, she put <3 and love you at the end when I logged off just now...what does that equate to? XD

Havoc 09-06-2011 02:45 PM

That she thinks of you as a potential boyfriend and doing the deed with her will seal the deal for her. You might want to take some distance and judge the situation before you muff dive in and end up in a big stinking pile of female emotions.

STM 09-06-2011 02:53 PM

Yeh I'm a bit worried now, I don't want a long distance relationship with someone I will never meet it just sounds a bit lame. But I don't want her to feel offended. Gah, curse my dashing good looks.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 02:56 PM

Take my advice and don't do it again unless you want a relationship, I slept with somebody once and a day later they were asking me for a relationship, completly took me by surprise and I had to explain that I never intended to have a relationship with them, I never went back again incase he tried to bring up in person and these days all he ever does is ask if I'm still with my boyfriend and doesen't want to know anything else. He can't seem to understand that I don't want a relationship with him!

STM 09-06-2011 03:01 PM

Thanks for the advice, I'll tell her tomorrow that I'm not interested in a relationship, hopefully she takes it well, I dunno she seems okay. As always, you guys have been the source of a lot of help. Lol I don't intend to do that again, less than and hour after and I feel horrible.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 03:03 PM

Feel horrible for the Skype sex?

Why?

STM 09-06-2011 03:04 PM

I dunno, I just feel bad that she thought it might amount to something, also I met her on the gaming website Kong, the account for it is shared with my little brother. XD If she takes it badly she could fuck things up a bit.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 03:11 PM

I didn't feel bad telling that guy that I never wanted to be with him because he was anoying me anyway :)

But if it was someone else that I liked as a friend and wasen't bugging me at the time, then yeah I would feel bad but they need to know.