Listen.

Listen.

If I want fresh healthy tasty food I am perfectly capable of cooking as such myself. But you know what, there are some days I just want a hot messy mouthful supplied to me with minimum effort on my part.

And on other days I want some unhealthy takeout.

For a second there I thought Jordan had returned and was posting again...

I dare you to find something stupider than this

Ok wow that makes absolutely no sense. Hmm, how about

Confusing melanin and melatonin lmao

Those are the kind of people who also believe Ancient Egyptians were black, I'm guessing.

PRAISE ERIS!

My two new favourite videos:





Oi mate!



Vaping is so cool.

1000th post wooooo

YAAAAAS!

pedobear-o pedobear-o pedobear-o

Greatest wicket you'll ever see.

https://www.forzasupplements.co.uk/w...ve-twitter.png

20 stone. That's actually twice my weight

I love it

EDIT: Don't you just hate it when you're basically the only one posting regularly in a topic and wish to avoid double-posting, but you just can't because nobody else posts stuff there?

I hate it.

http://buttersafe.com/comics/2016-01-14-Peekaboo.jpg

This is upsetting how accurate it is. Like seriously all nearly 7 minutes. Someone probably used this on a school portfolio.

Upsetting is pretty much how it seems to me, yeah. It's creepy.

Not to mention the terrifying horse robot in the post below yours. *Shudders*

Help I was messing around in Photoshop and I made this

http://i.imgur.com/Y1w3kM4.png

someone please exorcise me or something

I photoshopped it back to normal

http://i.imgur.com/psRmkvF.png

Not sure if that helps

i flipped it and turned him into the Hulk.

http://i.imgur.com/aQGAHk7.jpg

I didn’t.

http://i.imgur.com/psRmkvF.png

Woah

I sense a lot of sexual frustration in that man's future.

Seriously though holy fucking shit I don't care how dorky and no-life it is I'm just blown away by the level of detail.

Me too. Shade should take notes from that guy