Arghhhhhhh the dreaded moustache :(

It's one of the few moustaches that can be worn without compromising the seal of a gas mask.

This would be me, my mom and my sister standing in front of a humongous Christmas Tree, post decoration. My other sister took the picture standing on a couch because she's extremely short. EXTREMELY.

I'm the one wearing the Suicide Silence shirt. We were all wankered last night, that's why I look so gormless and my hair looks a mess.
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...70118742_n.jpg

Not gonna lie that made me laugh.

Oh god that is scary. >_<

Am shocked to see you grinning.

I thought you'd have a permanent >: ( face

I was drunk. I don't even know if I was grinning, that could have just been the face I had all night without realising.

I've had the same face all my life.

I shed my face every 4-6 weeks.

I face my shed every time I open the back door.

Do you open your back door often?

His backdoor would have a lot of guests if he opened it on here.

Ain't that the truth.

now show us a picture of your anus.

I didn't know Nepsotic was friends with Jesus.

Yeah, no one friends Jesus anymore.

Nah, Jesus has brown hair, Brad has black hair.

More glaringly, Jesus had brown skin, Brad has white skin.

More glaringly, Jesus shot beams of fucking light from his fingertips. Brad doesn't.

His hair does though.

How do you know?

If anything, that evil cunt shoots beams of anti-light from his fingertips.

You really don't know?

Mac Sirloin - your mum looks kinda hot

just unboxed my new cam - descibe the feeling you have in your stomach while looking at my face

http://i.imagebanana.com/img/hv680t17/moi_intro.jpg

http://i.imagebanana.com/img/dbychncp/moi.jpg

Incomparable to the feeling in my stomach I have while reading the first line of your post.

Diarrhea, so everything's normal.

can i touch your beard?

not sure if you can handle it.

Can I touch your beard with my beard?

I thought you said 'Mac looks hot' at first...I was less surprised than what you actually put.