How far into the game is this 'Dragon'? I think my sister had 'Til the End of Time and it had like two or three discs.

If it's the dragon i'm thinking of (The big brown one and you fight it's legs) not very far. Still on disc one and shortly before a major cutscene (before Maria joins the group if I remember correctly.) I can't remember how far in but I guess maybe 15-20 hours in.

Creswell, you fight him just after the zombie dragons and the pixie fag. He's the first boss in the game it takes effort to defeat.

It's ok, I am fucking terrible, play Dragunov myself. Send me a PM if you want a game or something.

I bought Bayonetta. It is so fucking absurd. I think I love it.

I'll buy it in a near future... at the moment I'm playing WET, I got it as a birthday gift :)

World of Warcraft.

HAVE I NO SHAME?

No, apparently you haven't.

Daxter King is mean to me.

I dont know which one of you it was, but either you or your friend sucked ass.

Now now. Let's be fair. All three of us did. We can't all fucking stick to the left and chuck pipe bombs like you.

Hey hey hey. That's how the pro's play. They also play on easy. And all try to pick Ellis.

Sooo... Everything went to shit after I left, then? Or is this the same suckage that was happening while I was still on?

He left right after you did.

We really did do poorly last night. That scavenge match was embarrassing. Not that it wasn't my fault. I think I missed with the Charger five times in a row.

Yeah, that was horrible. Elvis and I did okay on our own, but not much better. Finally got the melee only achievement.

The Charger seems inconsistent to me. Sometimes it grabs hold of the survivor if they even nudge the side. Others, you can watch the survivor be thrown back because of being hit, but he doesn't get grabbed.

The game needs a giant patch. It's been buggier than my pubes as of late.

I will simply stop playing ODST if it doesn't start to develop a plot soon.

Although I have no idea how buggy your pubes are I will have to agree with you.

I have only played the game once on my step-dads 360 with my younger brother. We were at the begining of the game and had to go along the outside of the building (through the windows) and a hunter jumped onto one of the survivors. However instead of falling to the floor the hunter and survivor flew off of the building and into the horizon, leaving me very puzzled.

Wait, what?

Are you skipping through every single fucking cutscene? I mean, god damn, I didn't think your posts could get much dumber, but here we go.

Obviously not, otherwise i wouldn't be complaining would i? I've watched the cutscenes. And i've came to the conclusion that it's basically Halo 3 with all the good parts of the story taken out.

Dropped into New Mombassa, Try to find team. Jump from character to fucking character for a while.

Lose all interest.

Seriously, it doesn't begin to do the series justice.

Yeah, you're right. It takes a totally fucking idiotic franchise for a realistic ride.

Oh, darn. It lacks a mysterious super-strong impervious to bullets one line spewing killing machine. Aw, no cortana. Instead, we get fucking brotherhood and subtlety. Shucks.

We get predictable battles with very little explination or story behind them. With regular intervals of drawn out, boring levels set in the same fucking place with the constant objective: Find your team.

So an accurate depiction of warfare then?

Involving fur covered giants clad in armor and an alien ship?

It doesn't do a damn thing for me, i think it's because i've played the other games and by contrast this one just isn't even slightly engaging.

I'm not looking for a realistic game. I want it to entertain me. Preferably with a trace amount of legible storyline.
Which it doesn't. So as much as i hate to say it, i'm out.

Have you tried Mass Effect?

Not as yet.

I got Brutal Legend for Christmas, so i've got to get round to playing that.

Reviews Plox.

Good thing shaman has no taste, because if he didn't, I might have to take him seriously.