A: Going back into 1945, eating pancakes, then slaying Hitler with the magic Rainbow Sword.
Q: Has anyone ever done that? |
A: My grandpappy did once. But that was long ago.
Q: Does Hitler's moustache make you giggle? |
A: Only when he wiggles it.
Q: Duck duck goose? |
A: Rabbit.
Q:whats the answer to MCT? (this post curtesy of koopmans, try guessing who THAT is) |
A: Mightily crowded town.
Q: 1.5^6/10.5? |
A: 47.
Q: A space alien walks into a bar and starts poking people. How soon before his people come to take over the earth? |
A: -8.8 seconds
Q: If you had two opposable thumbs on one hand, what would you do about it? |
A: i would sell them for a kings ransom.
Q: why is this site not blocked on my schools internet? (wooo! 100 posts. *does 100 posts dance*) |
A: Because your school is awful.
Q: Do you want a cookie? |
A: yes, yes i would.
Q: How much money does jesus make in a year? (question from murphy) |
A: He dosen't make money, he makes peanut butter.
Q: How do you destroy the king of England if he's seen all the James Bond movies? Oh yeah, 1000th reply goes to me! Woohoo! |
A: blow up the movies, then blow up the king.
Q: If i bought 10 candy bars and gave 5 to my friends, how sick would i get? (and no mitsur, i got the 1000th post :p) |
A: Depends on what kind they are.
Q: Am I the only one freaked out by Mitsur's avatar? |
A: Nah, it gave me nightmares
Q:How many eyes does a chicken have? |
A:3.142 and a squirrel
Q: Q? |
A: Que.
Q: do we need a montage? |
A: No, we need an interpretive dance.
Q: What is so scary about my avatar? Seriously, it's just a pic of a skeleton noble I found. |
A. It reminds me of me grammy
Q. Have you noticed some of the thread titles read like a punch line? |
A: What do you look like?
OH SHIT!!! Q: Tofu or futon? And it scares me because I have- y'know- an irrational fear of the living dead. |
A: yakatori.
Q: why do my paint skills seem to get worse? |
A: Because you think they are getting worse.
Q: Why do I think WaterMelodys pics are good? |
A: because, as stated before, you don't yet understand the true power of them.
Q: why does everyone think theyre good? |
A: Does everybody think theyre good?
Q: Who likes to eat fungi? |
A: Bernard eats the mushrooms in his hair, nuff said.
Q: really, does anybody out there think my paints are good? seriously? |
A: Seriously. Yes.
Q: Tango or waltz? |
A; Neither. I'm horrible at dancing.
Q: Do I have a problem? |
A: no, you have Italics
Q: why do i want to dye my hair? |
A: Because you're awesome like dat.
Q: 7/0 = ? |
A:0_O
Q: What eats tuna and minties? |
A: Sonic the hedgehog
Q: What is a telly tubbie? |