That being said, the more you shave the quicker it grows back, you can always keep trimming it loads then let it grow next week over half term? It shouldn't take more than three or four days to get that kind of length at your age. I'm growing a chin beard right now and I have about 60% chin coverage after 9 days...not as fast as I'd like, but then I hate shaving as well.

You know the whole 'shave more and it comes back quicker and thicker' is bullshit, right? Or so I've read anyway.

I shave it every month or so, and it does grow back a little thicker each time. But I feel obliged to give the same statement that I give to everybody who brings up the "Shaving --> Moustache" line.

If I kept shaving it, I would not have a moustache at all.

It does grow back quickly. But that's not the point. The point is that I have a moustache because I enjoy having a moustache. Also, it's bloody freezing, and my mouth genuinely gets cold without it.

I already comb it. If I start shampooing it I may as well give it a name. It's better treatment than I give my cat.

I've had lip hair of some variety since about 14. I am currently in the midstages of the "Filling out/Spreading" period. But that's the first grower's tip I've recieved, so thanks for that.

No idea. I already chew off the bits that stick in my mouth. Probably makes me look like a retard, but it's strangely satisfying. And compulsive. *Chews*

I daresay there is some truth to the theory, at my age at least, not because the act of shaving makes it grow faster, but because it resets the average hair length so newly developed follicles have a chance to stay level and fill in gaps. So it makes it look thicker.

My past few shaves have revealed my sideburns encroaching forwards across my cheeks, so I may be able to grow triangular muttonchops by the end of the year.

Now, where's my pipe?

Most girls ask me to maintain a shaven lip XD one girl pleaded with me to actually shave my beloved chin beard (if it could be called a beard...it's not really), I've yet to find one that likes a bit of stubble funnily enough, you'd think the opposite. Certainly interesting though. Oh yeah, girls don't like getting kissed by a moustache either, you tickle them you see. XD

Next time I kiss a girl I'll ask.

Don't wait up.

Now shut up and help me name my lipwig.

Maurice.

i can give you a pipe, MM. your sideburns and moustache automatically entitle you to a free one.

also, Captain Prickly.

Do you have to have both to get a pipe? I figure proper sideboards and a Barbour coat warrant one...

Colonel Fuzzington.

Tom Selleck.

Every 'tache should be called that.

Admiral Abraham “Beardlip” Stechington III would like a word.

How did he get up there?

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I'm doing the dishes with my brother. I'm the one in the apron.

You appear to have sprouted a tail Ridg. ;D

T'was bad chicken, I believe.

It was my mangy little mutt. Shortly after the picture was taken she started devouring my trouser legs.

Why do you have an apron?

'Cause I'm doing the dishes. Helps me stay that little bit dryer.

Conor looks very happy for someone doing dishes.

ridg3 has a bird on his head (shadow).

Ridg3 also has a tail.

yeah, right. first it's aprons, then it's eyeliner, stockings, high heels and a Marilyn Monroe wig while you stare into the mirror trying to do a high-pitched voice.

we know, man. we know.

Just because I did it, doesn't mean he will.

We're all individuals, here.

Sounds like you're speaking from experience MA.

Your missing out a couple of things there MA,

He is wearing an apron, doing dishes in the kitchen, must be a start to something...

Oh Ridg3, I can't believe you're preparing for when you move in with me and become my wife. :happy:

Not really. The apron, fine, but if he was truly prepared he wouldn't be wearing anything else.

We can solve that problem when he gets here.

Why are you exuding love right now Wil?

don't you just know it, babe. i've been to Brighton.

Sexual and romantic desperation. Wanna come and take advantage of my low standards?

Eh, may as well, I have a few days off sixth form.

E: Oh Molluck's Assistant, you do crack me up.

That’s positively the worst chat-up line I’ve ever heard.

Saturday good for you

Awesome, guys. I'm not free Saturday, but if you wanna get here before Friday or after Saturday, I'll give you a rollicking seeing to.

I'm sorry Wil you only want me for my body and sex, this just isn't going to work out. I'm sorry, we can't see each other any more. It's not me it's you.

I'll buy you some flowers.

How exactly are you going to fit three people in your bed when it couldn't even fit two skinny people?

This is no time for practical concerns, Joe. This is time for penis!

;~: You can't just buy my love, I'm not some cheap whore. Ask Dixy.

Alright then, you sensitive prick, I'll PICK you some flowers.

Yeah, I know. After the year or so it actually took to organize your visit, it seems ironic that you actually came too soon. No pun intended.

If you'd had said that to me in November, we would have definitely ended up sleeping together.

On the floor if needs must.