So that's what your Facebook status said.

Yup, almost finished now. Dr. Satan is fucking creepy.

I watched Jumper the other night.

It was okay I guess. It felt like the start of something bigger but I feel like I never really got the full picture.

Like it's missing another good hour of exposition.

I saw Donnie Darko. That movie is demented.
Granted, I missed like half an hour in the middle because my network sucks, but from what I could tell, it was dememted.
I'll probably rent the damn thing just so I can rewatch it and catch anything I missed.

From what I could tell, it was like a very dark version of "Inception". But like I said, I missed a lot.

No, it's mediocre.

I fucking hate that movie. The ending is the most retarded thing ever.

I didn't used to hate it so much, but time has fermented my contempt into a frothing lager of rage.

I liked it a lot, even though nothing made any sense.

Same. When I first saw it I was in my teens and thought it was pretty okay. Plus it has some decent laughs. But then I grew tired of Jena Malone constantly playing the victim in every single movie she's in. Plus the story itself is just..meh. Drew Barrymore is obnoxious as fuck, too.

You know what else I hated? That movie SPLICE.
I forgot how to do black bar, so spoiler alert.

It was completely retarded. The posters and previews made it seem like it was more of a "guy creates monster, monster kills everything" sort of movie.
But no, it turns out that they raise the damn mutant like a child. And there's like three sex scenes, two of which aren't even human on human. One of them was practically pornographic, since it was showing everything. Jebus.
The monster turns into like a guy, for no reason whatsoever, and comes back to life as a rapist. What the hell.
And at the end the girl lets the boy get killed, the dumbass, and she gets prego and doen't terminate the damn thing.

I think the part that pissed me off the most was seeing the dvd cover and someone had called it "a sexy movie".

A sex scene that was practically pornographic. Revolutionary.

i watched some porn last night

it was practically pornographic

@WoF I...ment that it was like really graphic, like more than necessary for a non-porno.

While I'm thinking about it, did anyone see inception? And how was it?

I saw Inception. It was okay, but not worth the mounds of hyperbolic acclaim that it recieved. The episode of South Park, entitled Insheeption, describes it perfectly, I think.

I saw Inception and it was very DEEP and actiony.

I liked it.

It was deep, but it seemed like the writers were sacrificing a good plot for a really convoluted and confusing one. It was a good movie, though.

Deep is when a movie teaches you something important about yourself or the world you live in and you feel you've become a better person through that experience.

DEEP is when something is overblown and pretty, and you come out feeling like you should have learnt something but you have no idea what it was.

I like DEEP films.

Donnie Darko is DEEP and that's one of the reasons I don't like it.

I know. After the ending I was like "...what was I supposed to learn?"

I hate when they redo a movie, or make a movie into a game, or make a book into a movie, and it's not even close to the original movie/book/game.

Oh it's so very very DEEP. It's like Evangelion had a baby with David Lynch.

I've seen 'Abendland' (occident or western world)

it's an austrian documentary about work and nightlife in Europe. but it's not an informative docu, the director only provides you with scenes he captured with his cam. and it's also not too manipulative. of course it is, but he doesn't seem to suggest fake scenes or truth like michael moore does with editing. if you can, try to watch it. also try to watch his other film 'Unser Täglich Brot' (Our Daily Bread), which is the same thing about food and mass production.

scrabface is jelly that Micheal Moore is more popular than his director

I think if Michael Moore would watch this, he would stop eating the chicken wings for half an hour because of sickness, but then he would carry on
I got pretty sick when I saw it the first time

Because that was entirely necessary.

what do you mean?

Chickin vaccuum - on my list of things to buy >scribble scribble<

I was able to use the "dumbledore dies" thing on someone, after all this time. I was so estatic...
BTW, how was the new harry potter movie?

I mean please don't post things like that.

And no, 'you can choose not to click on the video' isn't an excuse because I can see the image and my brain jumps ahead of my stomach to figure out what's going to happen ahead of time.

I see, but only because it's not nice to watch...
I didn't know you were a vegetarian

I'm not a vegetarian.

I don't like red meat, but that's another matter.

In that case I am not sure why you don't wanna know how food production can work.

I do know.

I don't want to be retold by a graphic video.

Then don't watch Baraka. x_x

Saw half of Atonement. Smart, moving, and very British. Very good plot.

That reminds me, we're eating chicken today. Oh boy!

I'm gonna do a job where I breed/kill quails and feed them to falcons, so that don't bother me none.

Anywho I saw Dinner for Schmucks. It was kind of amusing. I felt the comedic ideas they were trying to bring weren't really pushed as far as they could have been. But Steve Carell is usually good in everything he's in except for Evan Almighty.

Hmmmm chicken.

I used to feed dead chicks (the birds, not girls...) to cougars, tigers and lions. And god those things leave a mess, you wouldn't believe the shit I had to clean up when they got done with them. I bet that factory is a lot easier to clean.

Also I just saw Hitman. 4 years late, but still a good game based movie.

I thought that movie was God Awful. It could have been good if they would have pushed it just a little further, but they kept it too safe.

Saw Due Date, thought it was meh. Made me want to get high, though.

Did I already talk about Monsters? Worst fucking movie I've seen in a long time. The trailer makes it look good. People on netflix rated it pretty high. The premise sounds decent, despite the fact that it's an obvious Cloverfield/District 9 rip-off. Unfortunately, it's garbage. Horrible acting, terrible CGI, stupid romance plot, and despite the title of the movie, I think there's actually only one type of 'monster' in the movie, which you see...Three times. Well, you see a couple dead ones, sort of, then you see blurry news footage of one wreaking havoc on a village A MILLION FUCKING TIMES throughout the movie, then you see some tentacles come out of a river, and boom, two of them mating, THE END.

I really liked that.

Also, I saw that people were talking about Inception earlier. Man, that shit fucking sucked. People think the plot's genius because it's so confusing, but it's not. It's dumb.

Confusion - Complicatedness = Poor writing.

I wouldn't exactly call the plot confusing; it's just very good at hiding plot points and then revealing them later on.

It doesn't hide them, though. It just shows them in a vague and ambiguous way.