A: Depends if you can come up with a better mouse trap.
Q: What is "all and best"? |
A: Best of All
Q: Am I Cellular, Modular or Interactiveodular? |
A: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone.
Q: Would you give a blind person a dirty look? |
A: It'd be about as effective as giving one the finger...
(Random quote: "John, I'm blind, black, and run a newspaper stand in a diner in the Bronx- God gave me the finger long before you ever did.") Q: Chris or Reggie? |
A: a little from column A and a little from column B
Q: will I be forever the same if i keep my EZ mouse? (yes, i'm resorting to this. i'll never live it down!) |
A: Depends on how high-pitched its squeak is.
Q: Are we running out of stupid questions to ask? |
A: It seems that way.
Q: Why do you always do that? |
A: Because I MUST.
Q: Why do I always do what now? |
A: I don't know. That's the first question that popped into my head for some reason.
Q: Do you believe me? |
A. Me belive?
Q. Why havnt I posted here for a while? |
A: Cause you have a life
Q: Why did I break the TV with a cup? |
A: because you thought the coffee machine was real.
Q: its 9:53 am. do you know where your questions are? |
A. Its 11:02 AM and I'm not telling you.
Q. Why do I think Water melody is a member that hasn't been here for a while and now she's returning rather than a new member? |
A: I have absolutely no idea.
Q: is that a good thing or a bad thing? |
A: Uh... Yes?
Q: What should one do when they cough out a lung? |
A:Eat it
Q: What is a vole? |
A: A mole with an accent.
Q: Where's the bathroom? |
A: right where you left it.
Q: Dr. Livingstone I presume? |
Why yes, sit down. I would like to talk about your career as a model...
Are you asleep? |
A: yes, but i still manage to type.
Q: bubblegum in a tube? |
No, bubble gum in a bottle.
How come Water Melody's paint skills make me smile? |
A: because you do not yet understand the true power of them.
Q: will said paint skills lead to my eventual destruction? |
A: Only if you allow them to control your life.
Q: Do you drink duck sauce? |
A: No, but I drink Toilet Duck.
Q: Do I see supper? |
A: No. That's breakfast...
Q: Why is it raining today? |
A: Because the sun feels it should spite you.
Q: Why am I still so groggy? |
A: Because you did not manage to enhance your magical powers or harness the power of the magical wizard hat.
Q: Who am I? |
A: The Man, aka Mr Its-not-cricket
Q: If you tread on me, will i be unhappy? |
Barcued cornflakes are also the answer to Martian prank-calls.
Whas That Rhandom? |
A: I'm terribly sorry, you must have the wrong number.
Q:whats the secret to toasting perfection? |