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Dixanadu 07-31-2011 04:05 AM

I doubt that, both would be too caught up in the moment to care.

Perhaps it's just based on preference, I for one prefer my eyes closed so I can pretend I'm kissing someone else.

JennyGenesis 07-31-2011 04:11 AM

I prefer having my eyes closed.

Don't ask me to give a reason why as even I don't know the answer, things just seem better with your eyes closed.

STM 07-31-2011 05:22 AM

You don't have to see the ugly your bumping...

Crashpunk 08-03-2011 04:12 AM

At least he is bumping.

or kissing. or whatever.

JennyGenesis 08-03-2011 08:52 AM

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You don't have to see the ugly your bumping...

I bump no uglies!

STM 08-03-2011 10:21 AM

No. They do. OHHH!

JennyGenesis 08-03-2011 10:59 AM

Anybody ever pulled a muscle in their leg when having an orgasm?

I have...Twice...

I am different...

Though a friend did tell me that the exact same thing happened to his girlfriend.

Jordan 08-03-2011 11:06 AM

That's fucking vile Jenny.

Maybe... once or twice.

JennyGenesis 08-03-2011 11:23 AM

Vile?

I don't see how.

STM 08-03-2011 11:31 AM

I got cramp and my toes fucked up.

On the topic of sex, I met a girl while on my breaks at work about a week ago, we were going to have sex...then we stopped seeing each other. That didn't last long, bloody corpses have more personality.

And I'm still a virgin >=(

Bullet Magnet 08-03-2011 12:17 PM

I keep getting cramps in my tongue, really messes me up.



On the topic of sex:

STM 08-03-2011 12:20 PM

A signification of a lack of the above or a clever linguistic technique whereby we refer to the comment above the colon fragment to show that in fact you are having sex?

Bullet Magnet 08-03-2011 01:55 PM

I would not presume to make such an announcement through the Internet by way of a blank space. Or spell so well while otherwise engaged.

STM 08-04-2011 10:13 AM

I see. Intriguing.

Dixanadu 08-06-2011 06:30 AM

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Anybody ever pulled a muscle in their leg when having an orgasm?

I have...Twice...

I am different...

Though a friend did tell me that the exact same thing happened to his girlfriend.

Once.

I had to stop.

MeechCrunchies 08-07-2011 03:10 AM

Sometimes I curl my toes and stretch my arms when I orgasm,
and that explains why I periodically get foot cramps.
My ex thought it was cute how I looked retarded when i came :fuzemb:

Havoc 08-07-2011 03:30 AM

Everybody looks retarded when they cum.

JennyGenesis 08-07-2011 04:21 AM

Do they?

MeechCrunchies 08-07-2011 04:34 AM

http://efukt.com/20897_Crazy_Squealing_Orgasm.htmlhttp://efukt.com/20897_Crazy_Squealing_Orgasm.html

I believe so.

MOD EDIT: Length discussion on gross-out videos moved to here.

Laser 08-14-2011 01:46 PM

Duuude I was having like this wicked sex with this hot blonde but all I could think about was Abe.

I came in under 3 seconds.

JennyGenesis 08-14-2011 01:57 PM

Doing that would make me feel wrong...

Laser 08-14-2011 01:58 PM

You'd think so, but it felt so right

Havoc 08-14-2011 02:20 PM

The fact that he came so quickly scares me more than anything.

Laser 08-14-2011 02:26 PM

Well Abe is one sexy motherfucker. Surely you realised that after all these years?

JennyGenesis 08-14-2011 02:56 PM

No, never found him sexually attractive, just cute.

Anyway, moving on Thankfully

A friend told me that last night she had sex 4 times in the evening, so I said that when my boyfriend gets back that me and him would attempt to do 5 in a night, but I know I'm goona fail, I can manage 2 times, 3 times if I really push myself though, has anybody managed to have sex 5 times in the same night?

I see it as something I will fail to achieve.

EDIT:Yep I think he agrees as well...
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/92/unledcco.jpg

Laser 08-15-2011 02:54 AM

Why not have sex for a really long time instead of doing 5 times?

Havoc 08-15-2011 02:56 AM

My record in one night (being from around 9PM to 6AM) was 6 times and I was completely butchered after that.

Jordan 08-15-2011 05:50 AM

I prefer the option of doing it few times but for longer. I got to about 2-3 times a day for a week last time.

Pilot 08-16-2011 08:34 PM

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My record in one night (being from around 9PM to 6AM) was 6 times and I was completely butchered after that.

He cut it off???

MeechCrunchies 08-16-2011 09:22 PM

I just got back from a recent three hour Ford loveathon...
I is one happy fucking camper, got that "fucking good night" shit eating grin on...it won't stop xD
Needless to say, the "Stank Window" phenomenon is real, and we experienced
it... :love::tard::spin::smokin::pipe:

Sekto Springs 08-16-2011 10:11 PM

You're gross.

Havoc 08-17-2011 12:20 AM

I don't even know what the hell he's talking about.

Nate 08-17-2011 05:39 AM

I understood part of it. 'Stank Window' perplexes me somewhat.

Wil 08-17-2011 06:39 AM

All I understood was the phrase "shit eating".

Searching Google for "stank window" returns... this thread.

Laser 08-17-2011 08:16 AM

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I just got back from a recent three hour Ford loveathon...
I is one happy fucking camper, got that "fucking good night" shit eating grin on...it won't stop xD
Needless to say, the "Stank Window" phenomenon is real, and we experienced
it... :love::tard::spin::smokin::pipe:

So...you are a coprophage? Or is a coprophile?

From my listening to Outkast, I assume Stank window is the "funk" window. Which means their shit eating created a residue on the window with its smell...or they were listening to some funky music and made the windows funky? :confused:


This song seems aproptiate.

Sekto Springs 08-17-2011 08:43 AM

Stank window, as I understand it, is when you engage in excess sexual activity without proper ventilation and the "sex smell" gets trapped inside. You then open the windows to let the "stank" out.

Laser 08-17-2011 08:48 AM

Stank is quite possibly the least sexy word in the english language. Along with Algorithms

Jordan 08-17-2011 08:50 AM

Oooh that's stanky. What does sex even smell like!?

MA 08-17-2011 09:00 AM

like a thousand moist vaginas or sweaty arse-cracks.

JennyGenesis 08-17-2011 09:27 AM

Shit and fish?