A: But, of course.
Q: Is Spiderman 3 really a ploy to reach out to an African American audience? |
What isn't a ploy?
Why the hell does my teacher think that me finding out the square root of a 50' circle for the retard "Jimmy" in the textbook is going to ever help me out in real life? |
A. It will help you know were to buy Albino Gorillas.
Q. How much do Albino Goriilas cost? |
Normally: $5,239,583,470
My Price: $1,000 Going out and poaching them: Priceless For everything else, there's the black market. I'm a good citizen, right? |
A: As far as I know.
Q: Was the horrible chicken I ate really chicken? |
A. No, it was a chicken.
Q. Why arnt people asking stupid question and answering stupidly? |
A: You already heared why! Because it's stupid to do so in the stupid thread!
Q: Is it just me, or is everyone around here obsessed with albino things? |
A: nyes, because its not glue, no matter how white it is
Q: what would YOU do if his axe was on fire |
A: Put it out with another axe
Q: )( Or () ? |
A. }[]{
Q. I has a cookies? |
A: You does have a cookies.
Q: Why do people love my cookies? |
A: Because you make them with the finest pixels.
Q: Why did they make different versions of Rayman2? |
A: So that ones that have a better one can brag around with it!
Q: Am I an albino gorilla? |
A: No your a albino rabbit
Q: Why do I like carrots and Vegemite blended together? (it actually quite nice) |
A: Because two things are better then one.
Q: If I'm holding up one finger, how offended do you get? |
A: Not very, as I'm English.
Q: Who am I? |
A: an english
B: 1 or one? |
A: Quantum Leap season 1.
Q: Am I really an Englishman? |
A: Judging by the jellied eels in your pocket, outlook is good.
Q: Beelzebub has a devil put a side for meee-eee, for meeee-eeee, for mee-EEEEEEEEEE!...? |
A:Like I care.
Q:What really is a MONKEY???? |
According to the retarded Scientists in Africa, they are the things that gave us AIDS...
Blue-da-ba-dee-da-ba-dye? eh? |
A: hay-ey?
B: Have i been baking cakes for the enemy? |
unless you gave Snuzi a cookie, no... ;)
Why does most of my humore revolve around other members? |
A: You have an obsession with feet.
Q: Who lives in your brain? |
A: Mr. Sandman, the furniture salesman.
Q: Are you sure about that? |
A: in light of the defendants testimony, i would have to say yes.
Q: what would you do with bug acid? |
A: Put it in a water balloon and hang it over your bed at night. :fuzvamp:
Q: What else goes bump in the night? |
Q; A blind burglar trying to steal your monies.
Q: If you were an Eggo Waffle, would you run from the people who tried to eat you, or stand and fight? |
A: I'd probably be running around screaming, because with my luck I'd end up at the home of some schmuck who can't cook and would end up starting me on fire.
Q: Danny Boy or Tommy Boy? |
A: Danny Boy. The pipes, the pipes are calling.
Q: Am I Thomas Jefferson? |